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Politician Snog Marry Avoid

88 replies

Bourjois · 02/12/2013 19:47

But only from this list. And you MUST snog someone:

George Osborne
Gideon Osborne
G Osborne
Nick Clegg
George Osborne
Boris Johnson
N Clegg Esq
George Osborne

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Fleta · 04/12/2013 09:12

Sorry, sorry - it is my secret shame Sad

If he says fiscal on Thursday I'm a gonna Grin

PaddingtonBearsDuffleCoat · 04/12/2013 09:34

Snog Boris -he would at least be good company. Avoid Clegg for all sorts of reasons and marry Gideon as long as I could live off his wealth in a nice house far far away from him and never have to have anything to do with him ever! Xmas Smile

Elfhame · 04/12/2013 09:35

Jump off a cliff.

tudorqueen · 04/12/2013 22:03

Snog Boris.
Marry Boris.
Do extremely naughty things to Boris.
Would marry Nick C if I could continue to do naughty things with Boris.

Avoid all other Tories.

Do get the David Milliband thing though....and Ed Balls.

Though I do believe, for a wee short while in the 90's I found Tony Blair attractive..... Blush

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Bourjois · 04/12/2013 22:37

Here are some new ones, girls:

NIGEL FARAGE

GODFREY BLOOM

NEIL HAMILTON

Don't want to leave UKIP out, do we?

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tudorqueen · 04/12/2013 22:42

No, no and no.

Does Zac Goldsmith count? His father was UKIP wasn't he? Grin

Financeprincess · 04/12/2013 22:46

Is Bloom the one who smacked a reporter with a magazine in the street after opining on bongo bongo land? I'd marry him, obviously. So that I could make his life a misery. I'd snog Farage if he bought me enough drinks. Hamilton looks like his breath smells, so I'd avoid him. Easy!

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Bourjois · 04/12/2013 22:58

Yup, that's the one, financeprincess

He came to give a talk at my daughter's school and told the Year 9s that the best way to learn French was to get a French mistress.

I also feature in Christine Hamilton's autobiography - this is absolutely true. However, what Christine doesn't mention is that when I was two I pooed in the bath, blamed it on my brother and she had to fish it out with loo roll.

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Bourjois · 04/12/2013 23:00

But actually, don't be mean about Christine. I tweeted her and she remembered exactly who I was and she's actually very nice. She lived with us when I was very little girl when she was a student.

Just saying.

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Beeyump · 04/12/2013 23:06

Mm, marry and snog Ed Balls. But also snog Osborne Blush Avoid Clegg.

lessonsintightropes · 04/12/2013 23:10

Oh dear. Can I add a few new categories?

Torture Gove
Push Osbourne off a cliff
Shove Balls down a well
Snog Nick Clegg because at least he is quite fit
Marry Boris and through the mediums of food and nookie try to persuade him not to be a fascist whilst enjoying his sense of humour.

I appear to have a few violent thoughts this evening!

Financeprincess · 04/12/2013 23:52

I like Christine Hamilton as well. Shame about her husband.

BTW, re Danny Alexander's minger status: it's not his hair, it's his breathy mouth, gormless expression and air of ponderous self-importance. I'm sure that Somethingkindaood's husband is refreshingly free of these traits!

Financeprincess · 04/12/2013 23:53

...and I like her more now that I know now deftly she dealt with Bourjois' poo.

lessonsintightropes · 04/12/2013 23:58

Xmas Grin at FinancePrincess

lessonsintightropes · 05/12/2013 00:02

And to be fair, Christine Hamilton has always come across as one of those people who is easily edited to look mean on TV but much more likely to be funny and warm IRL I think. That weird fake rape thing when they were doing Louis Theroux's Weird Weekend is a case in point.

lessonsintightropes · 05/12/2013 00:02

She's very funny and quick on Twitter...

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Bourjois · 05/12/2013 17:55

Shall we start a new thread, "AIBU to really like Christine Hamilton?"??

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AngelaDaviesHair · 05/12/2013 17:58

I know someone who has met Chrstine Hamilton, was very very complimentary about her. A real trouper, polite and fun and self-deprecating, clearly should have been the MP instead of her slimy husband.

SomethingkindaOod · 05/12/2013 17:59

Well, he does have his gormless moments but apart from that he's fine Grin
He does really look like him though, just redder hair (apart from the grey bits) and slightly chunkier.

mumToOne33 · 05/12/2013 18:00

I want Zac Goldsmith too. Snog snog snog.

SomethingkindaOod · 05/12/2013 18:10

Posted for no reason at all, it's just my all time favourite picture of Farage..
atinteardrop.tumblr.com/post/41117489209/zoned-out-while-listening-to-him-on-the-andrew
And this did not impress DH at all
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/scottishnews/3255947/I-might-look-like-Beaker-but-Im-not-a-Muppet.html

Sparklymommy · 05/12/2013 18:11

Ok Boris is mine... All mine... So keep your mitts off!

Avoid Gove (or poison him, or push him off a cliff, or torture him...)

Marry Boris. Or maybe William Hague (used to have a real thing for him when I was at school Blush

Snog Boris. And Neil Hamilton, and Cameron. And Bercow.

I'm a political flirt!

AngelaDaviesHair · 05/12/2013 18:22

I can't actually think of any UK politician who doesn't induce panicked vag clenching at the mere idea of being in proximity to them. There are no lookers that I can think of.

tudorqueen · 05/12/2013 19:22

Happy to throw Gove off a cliff or anything else high and onto something painfully hard below. But can Hunt go with him?

Does anyone else have to resist the urge to slap them? (Or at least I would if I'd met them!!)

PaddingtonBearsDuffleCoat · 05/12/2013 19:34

Can everyone please resist the urge to throw Gideon off a cliff or any other acts which may result in his demise until after our marriage. I have always fancied being a rich widow.Xmas Wink