Politician Snog Marry Avoid

[Bourjois]

But only from this list. And you MUST snog someone:

George Osborne
Gideon Osborne
G Osborne
Nick Clegg
George Osborne
Boris Johnson
N Clegg Esq
George Osborne

Ok. For a cut of the inheritance

I've just seen Zac Goldsmith being interviewed on the BBC news channel. I so would.

Even though he's a Conservative, over privileged, posh, cheating, lothario.

Yes I would.

House of Lords special:

Lord (Jeffrey) Archer of Weston Super Mare

Lord (Paddy) Pantsdown of Norton sub Hamdon

Lord (Andrew) Adonis. Does he live up to his name, in your view?

Paddy definitely!!! And i've met Lord Archer too KLAXON stealth boast alert KLAXON KLAXON

DH and i were honeymooning in Inverlochy Castle in Scotland and during dinner I heard " woo woo whah posh voice boring boring arf arf mwah mwah wibble wobble yawn." So i thought "Who IS this pompous posh arse behins me????" and is was Jeff and Mary out celebrating his release from prison. He was absolutely horrid to her. He suddenly stood up abruptly and walked out of the dining room and left her to eat her dessert on her own. We were all having coffee in the hall when he waltzes down the staircase and demanded the room key off her. He then made a big seal about having to send faxes and make phone calls ( at 10pm). Mary is a very gracious lady and retained her dignity but i just thought she was a doormat, TBH. I looked DH in the eye and said, "don't you ever, don't you EVER treat me like this,"

Deal, not seal. Obvs.

Snog Boris...only so I'd be close enough to stick a knife in him

Marry Gideon...provided the only sex we ever have is me f*ing him repeatedly and often up the arse with a strap-on

Avoid Clegg...because I don't feel strongly enough about him either way

Livid - I love your reasons!!

Snog Boris and make sure it gets papped, to further his reputation as a philanderer and general joke.

Marry Gideon, then murder him, then spend my life as his wealthy widow hounding Nick Clegg till he leaves the country.

Urgh. from that list is has to be Boris.

Gove NEEDS a slap. He has that sort of face.

Who is Godfrey Bloom? Orlando Bloom I would snog, especially if he had pointy ears.

Marry Ed Miliband
Song George Osborn
Avoid all UKIP

Snog ......( and stuff) Chukka Umunna ...
Marry....well... the convent beckons cos I'd rather take holy orders and spend the rest of my life wearing a hair shirt in a closed and silent order than marry any of them
Avoid ... The lot , Like the plague and as my life depended on it... lllBut especially Gove, Gideon, Pickles (how could you forget him) and Farage

Oh, yes, Farage clearly fancies himself far too much ever to fancy anybody else.

Snog Tristam Hunt

Marry Chuka Umunna (he will be pm one day, we shall become a rebuplic and i shall be first lady )

Avoid - Boris he is vile what is wrong with you lot