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Politician Snog Marry Avoid

88 replies

Bourjois · 02/12/2013 19:47

But only from this list. And you MUST snog someone:

George Osborne
Gideon Osborne
G Osborne
Nick Clegg
George Osborne
Boris Johnson
N Clegg Esq
George Osborne

OP posts:
Financeprincess · 02/12/2013 22:23

Surely all three have to be utter, utter mingers? You're on the right lines with Pickles. Add John Prescott and Danny Alexander and we're talking.

magimedi · 02/12/2013 22:24

Avoid the whole fucking lot.

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Bourjois · 02/12/2013 22:28

financeprincess I was going to include John Prescott but DH said "You're showing your age there..." so I didn't.

I once met John Prescott in B&Q. He was buying some lawn stuff. He spent ages moaning that the express till wasn't express, then moved to stand behind me in the normal queue. My DS (aged 5 at the time) then proceeded to tell everyone around about the enormous poo he'd done in the B&Q loo. "It was even bigger than one of yours, Mummy."

Thanks. Thanks very much.

OP posts:
Financeprincess · 02/12/2013 22:39

Two Shags would have no room to disapprove of anybody else's private life!!! That story made me laugh, thanks.

stickysausages · 02/12/2013 22:40

We really are scraping the barrel in the UK aren't we? :(

ohtanmybum · 02/12/2013 22:46

You missed a trick not including the blonde bombshell, Michael Fabricant. I bet he could cut a rug.

Financeprincess · 02/12/2013 23:52

He's certainly wearing one.

PrincessFlirtyPants · 02/12/2013 23:59

Snog Nick Clegg (I think he's quite good looking)
Marry Boris (I think I love Boris a bit, anyway)

Therefore I would...
Avoid George Osbourne by default, I don't think I'm missing out on much though.

ElephantsAndMiasmas · 03/12/2013 00:07

Snog Cleggers, hoping he'd put on ze European charm from all his posh furrin ancestors.

Marry Bercow as he must be a right laugh to be married to Sally, if teeny tiny, plus he's got all that expensive wallpaper in his gaff which would be a nice change.

Kill Gove.

SaltyGoodness · 03/12/2013 17:18

Marry Boris? With his reputation??? What fool would do that? Hmm

Would totally snog him though. Grin

Or Clegg as I have it from a friend of a friend he was orright. Ahem.

Avoid t'others.

Fleta · 03/12/2013 17:26

I would do filthy, filthy things to George Osborne Blush

LineRunner · 03/12/2013 17:32

Well, yeah, I'd eviscerate him.

PrincessFlirtyPants · 03/12/2013 18:23

I would do filthy, filthy things to George Osborne

Shock Shock

mewmeow · 03/12/2013 20:02

Song -Boris Hmm
Marry-Clegg
Avoid-Osborne (yuck)

ohtanmybum · 03/12/2013 20:20

Fleta - Eeuuuw - Thursday's budget statement going to turn you on, isn't it? Eeeeeuuuuuuuuwwwwww.

NothingMoreScaryThanAHairyMary · 03/12/2013 20:26

You forgot Gove if there's anyone to avoid push under a bus more than Osborne (I realise that's hard to imagine) then it has to be Gove!!

SomethingkindaOod · 03/12/2013 20:27

Oi!! Who mentioned Danny Alexander as a minger? DH is almost his twin!! Grin

Snog Nick Clegg. Once.
Marry Boris. Just for the laughs.
Avoid Osborne.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 03/12/2013 20:30

Since they are all like pigs at the trough, I'd rather marry a real pig. Smelly but a comforting grunty noise.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 03/12/2013 20:31

Though I would DTD with Ed Balls but he's not on your list.

Mushypeasandchipstogo · 03/12/2013 21:41

I would too Letsface but still prefer Boris Grin

squoosh · 03/12/2013 21:46

I'll shag Tristram Hunt please and then to deposhify myself I'll let Dennis Skinner shout at me for a bit.

tantrumqueensmum · 03/12/2013 22:29

Kill Osborne. Torture Gove.

Can't believe the number of people who say marry Clegg! Frankly, he makes Eric Pickles attractive. Shock

I once had a crush on Gordon Brown.

rabbitlady · 03/12/2013 23:36

snog George, marry Boris, avoid Nick.

Anniegetyourgun · 03/12/2013 23:44

I would marry Theresa May. It would destroy her credibility, to be thought to be one of "those". Don't ffs make me snog her though.

I once had a dream that it was necessary for me, for undefined career purposes, to sleep with William Hague. Not sure I've ever quite recovered from that one, although it could have been worse (any of the above, for starters).

ZingSweetPea · 03/12/2013 23:52

I'd snog Boris Johnson

I wouldn't marry any of them

Avoid the rest