I'm going to have to kill him.

[CrappyDiem]

He gets words wrong. Like sharm el shay instead of sheik.

He makes noise when he eats.

He watches shit on TV.

20 fecking years I've been gently asking him not to.

I'm actually going to kill him.

Enrique, my dh gets annoyed with how I loathe the dishwasher and has tried teaching me the 'right' way for the last six years.

Mine sings really badly. And he doesn't even try to get the words right. So, according to him, Tom jones sings 'what's up pussy cat, miaow miaow miaow meeee oooow?'

I mean, honestly. If I don't kill him the DCs will

Good thread
It's the wr

How should labyrinth be pronounced?

how I load* the dishwasher, not loathe

My DH says izabufen for ibuprofen. It hasn't even got a bloody Z in it FFS!

AND he puts the wrong plastic things, like yoghurt pots and the butter packs in the recycling bin.

Shitty phone!
Anyway it's the wrong use of words that drives me mad...eloquent instead of elegant for example..
Also the singing, NO you cannot sing so dont act like you can. And also the 30 minute duration to do a poo, seriously that really annoys me. And the 2 or 3 showers a day. And the walking of the dog at prime time tea time aka child witching hour time..and the taking 6 hours to wash the car..
This does make him sound very annoying!
But he does make me lots of cups of tea and isn't bad at cooking, and does majority of the cleaning (albeit takes twice as long as a normal person)

Oh dear doubt start me

wardrome? Wtf! Why?! Haha

Stella I think you probably made a Freudian slip there

Enrique, haha spot on!!!

(Realise I am highly annoying due to constant unfinished posts)

Don't start me on the ibuprofen thing though...my DM says 'brufin' and it is in my top 5 most annoying things ever, she has been annoying me with that one for over 20 years.

nails. picks n pulls them off - cut them ffs.
eats loudly
falls asleep too soon of an evening

but I luffs him

My friend says:

Wardrup instead of Wardrobe,
Yoghet instead of Yoghurt.

She also spells:

Lying as Lieng,
Dying as Dieng.

Drives me fucking nuts.

I love this thread! I am on the verge of killing my DH today too. Mostly because OUR baby has had ME up for a minimum of four hours every night this week, yet HE is the one complaining of being tired, and HE somehow thought it was okay to sleep in until 11am today while I looked after naughty baby, did copious amounts of washing, and tidied the house.

Plus I spent ages making a lovely fish pie this afternoon, and he moaned that he doesn't like fish pie (he does, it's just not his fav like DS and I), and consequently covered it in brown sauce!

I'll kill him tomorrow evening as he has just agreed to take me and pick me up from work tomorrow so I need to take advantage of that first!

My friend thinks Sharmelle Shape is a person off the telly.

She thinks "Terminus" is "Turnimust" because the bus gets there and then says, "Turn I Must"

She says "Marbleous" instead of "marvellous" because she reckons marbles are that fantastic.

Iburofin.

Twat.

So glad it's not just me.

Isn't "Brufen" an old brand name for Ibuprofen?

My friend thinks Sharmelle Shape is a person off the telly

Officially the funniest thing I have ever read on MN.

creamtea ibuprofen and brufen are the same thing afaik. Just that brufen is the older term for it.

Oh gosh I nearly started a thread like this :)

Mine has drove me to near murder this week by insisting on wrapping the duvet around his legs and then sleeping with his legs tucked up around him, leaving no duvet for my feet at all. We have had several mid night rages and duvet war grabbings this week. I am buying a larger duvet tomorrow. I am so fucking mad.

Also....

The cling film. I use it from the box. So I pull it while its still in the box and tear it over the end. Like its designedto be. Dh takes the sodding roll out and ststretches it and then tears it mid air so it all fucks up and I cant find the end the next time.

I may suffocate him with it.

I am very ragey.

X post Uri!

Also dh always answers any question with 'no' even if its affirmative.

Me: "dh, did you turn off the heating?"

Dh: "no, it was getting too warm and seeing that we need to watch our energy bills, I have turned it off for a bit".

Stella is that like on vicar of dibley? no no no no no no..yes

DH snoring
DH chewing
DH breathing
DH coughing

Fucker.