To shout - MUMSNET HAS A COMICAL STORY ON THE DAILY MAIL!

[VulvaVoom]

FairyLea is now famous

Sorry for link but this has to be seen to be believed.

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471399/Parenting-site-Mumsnet-hijacked-X-rated-sex-threads.html

[angryangryyoungwoman]

VAGINA! PENIS! That is all I have to say.

[lurkinglorna]

my top cleaning tip is lemon juice, hot water, and a drop of my own vaginal juices (especially those generated from being fingered by an asylum seeker on benefits living in a £598,235 house in Kensington)

[ColderThanAWitchsTitty]

sorry magic eraser

[ColderThanAWitchsTitty]

does the single mother vag acid not burn through the walls though lurking?

[lurkinglorna]

yeah, but then i get a £540,345 grant from the lesbian single mother charity to have my wall repapered

[ColderThanAWitchsTitty]

I applied for that one and I only got 500,000 Need to get my sad face on

[DownstairsMixUp]

The comments sections are the only bit worth reading on DM.... so you can always be assured, there's someone a lot thicker than you out there!

[lurkinglorna]

get yourself another baby colder that will get the dosh rolling in

[blondieminx]

Not clicking through but catgirl and HullDad

Mr Dacre, if you're reading, your paper is vile. Your brand of misogynistic hate makes me heave

[ohmymimi]

I've just read the article; it made me cry, with laughter. 'Some of it is too rude to print here'. It really is 1950 in Mail-land.

[Steben]

I find the article sinister to be honest and another part of the DM's worrying agenda against women! That sounds more serious than I intended - they are basically just wankers.

[lurkinglorna]

funnily enough if THIS is the same Deni Kirkova which i think it is, she's dyed her hair?

then on dates she claims she likes "burlesque dancing".

i suppose for her that's "classier" than talking about sex, right?

[ouryve]

Have you tried a spunky tissue for the felt tip, ilove?

[ohmymimi]

He's not, Blondie, 'Masters of Sex' had just started.

[MsJupiterJones]

What the hell are they going to do when they find out it's riddled with feminists too?

[Heartbrokenmum73]

I really, really, really want to add to the comments, but it would mean registering with the site and I can't bring myself to do it.

The comments are hilarious though, aren't they?

But yes, everyone here is a vile witch. There is no fantastic advice, no support and assistance to those in abusive relationships, no shoulders to cry on when it all falls apart, and no educational value whatsoever.

Bag of shit, this site

[Tiredmumno1]

[TheCrumpetQueen]

hulldad brilliant.

[Ilovemydogandmydoglovesme]

Thanks colder

I haven't tried the spunky tissue yet. Will ask dh if he thinks he will contribute to this little spot of housekeeping.

[bludgerwitch]

I want Dave Gorman to do one of his 'found poems' with the Daily Mail comments on this article, it'd be brill!

[LurkingNineToFive]

I love the telegraph one. The concept was branded the "penis beaker" Actual lol.

[thebody]

oh dear was going to reply but I hear the siren and have to take my tablets.

I hope you like my frilly apron.

[CoolStoryBro]

That's a crap article. Not one sad face

[PerpendicularVincentPrice]

Joanna Baxter, man up and do a sad face for the article.

[ConfusedPixie]

Have they even seen the sporner threads? Then they'd have something to be horrified about!

FWiW. Do and other papers, I'm not sure what they told you about parenthood, or just life in general (regarding is non parents here) but it usually involves sec. Sorry you don't seem to be getting any.