To shout - MUMSNET HAS A COMICAL STORY ON THE DAILY MAIL!

[VulvaVoom]

FairyLea is now famous

Sorry for link but this has to be seen to be believed.

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471399/Parenting-site-Mumsnet-hijacked-X-rated-sex-threads.html

[quoteunquote]

In depth fully comprehensive study as to if you should read the Daily fail.

[DevilsRoulette]

They've all got madonna-whore complex, that's what it is.

[pianodoodle]

Haha!

Fancy mumsnet being "hi-jacked" by mums eh?!

[EeTraceyluv]

There just single mums who don't work so the go on there free wifi on there free laptop in there free house with there free electric :)

Is this 'ironic' or is this poor chap masturbating at the very thought, thus unable to spell correct;rectly?

[EeTraceyluv]

correctly -gahhhh

[eurochick]

It's all a bit teenage, isn't it? The apparent belief that mothers should just mother and Never Have Sex Again.

[ColderThanAWitchsTitty]

sleeptime I have never had sex. I am only pregnant because I tripped getting out of the shower and fell on dh.

that is totally true

same happened with the first two, must get shower door enterence mended..can't afford any more babies!

[pianodoodle]

here just single mums who don't work so the go on there free wifi on there free laptop in there free house with there free electric

Is this 'ironic' or is this poor chap masturbating at the very thought, thus unable to spell correct;rectly

I nearly replied to that one but the Daily Mail wanted my details so I didn't.

It's those pesky single mothers again isn't it? Never mind absent fathers it's the person who actually bothers to bring the child up that should be ashamed...

[DevilsRoulette]

At least we know the difference between there and their and they're, eh?

[pianodoodle]

Well that's me told then.

Tomorrow I will burn all my books, get a "mummy" hair style and a pinny and never devote my time or mind to anything other than being a "mummy"

No point wasting time on pointless activities like sex any more.

I'm sure that'll make DH very happy... won't it?

[mignonnette]

Piano

The poor soul is typing it with his chin. One for the gene pool, right there.

[pianodoodle]

At least we know the difference between there and their and they're, eh

Haha!

Unfortunately I'm trying to empty my brain to make room for more "mummy" like concerns. I might remember the difference if it comes up as homework for DD some day but until then, it needn't concern me.

Farewell higher education I'm a mummy now!

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

pianodoodle,
I desperately wanted to reply to that too!

So then, where's all these fred's about how to please your man that the article said was on here??

[HullDadIsBack]

Dear Deni Kirkova,

Personally, I’d absolutely agree with your piece.

I find the “users” of this site coarse, vulgar, and brutish, especially as I was once posting myself trying to discuss the finer things in life and deluged with middle class harlots posting rude things.

Deni I love your twitter feed

I especially enjoyed curling up in my little "den" and seeing your sweet little tweets on joining a class called the Playboy Bunny Bootcamp, getting a Thai massage, and on girls having too pouty lips, as opposed to your sweet gentle small ones.

(You may wonder how I know what your lips look like: well, you’ve been very sweet in putting photos of yourself in coquettish poses all over the internet ).

I also enjoyed your piece on “lacy bras and thongs for men”, which is far more enlightening than the coarse tripe on this site.

I must say if you’re ever near Hull, I’d love to avail you of my professional services at a special discounted rate. Have you got £14?

[pianodoodle]

I shouldn't read these links while pregnant.

They angry up the blood :)

Actually, on reflection, they make me feel grateful that no matter how bad a day I'm having, a worse fate would be being stuck knee deep in that level of ignorance ;)

[pianodoodle]

hulldad

[Pobblewhohasnotoes]

So I'm just meant to be a Mum and discuss Mummy things like nappies and how to get the felt tip off the wall?

[nf1morethanjustlumpsandbumps]

Am I missing that section then? Is it because I'm new do I need a code or special invitation to it? Men are always scared and hesitant with strong minded independent women it'll never change so they attack what they can't understand. Not all men though DH prefers bossy women according to him. The shock imagine wanting a career, children and sex disgusting who do we think we are!

[pianodoodle]

That's right pobble

And how to bake cakes with your toddler. Fuck knows why, unless you like your cakes full of snot and dribble.

[Binkyridesagain]

In future whenever I think about sex or wish to talk about it I shall grab a handful of thong and pull upwards hard.

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

There's no point getting angry about it though really. It's not exactly hard hitting journalism is it?

HOLD THE PRESS! WOMEN AND MOTHER'S ENJOY HAVING AND TALKING ABOUT SEX SHOCKER.

[Ilovemydogandmydoglovesme]

Although if anyone does know how to get bloody felt tip off the wall please do tell.

[pianodoodle]

binky I'm not sure if mums should be wearing thongs.

Are you trying to be some sort of sexy woman?

[ColderThanAWitchsTitty]

baking soda water paste and a magic sponge.

[ColderThanAWitchsTitty]

It's those pesky single mothers again isn't it? Never mind absent fathers it's the person who actually bothers to bring the child up that should be ashamed...

Yes, that