It;'s courtesy of DS2, who is now nearly 2.
It;s been growing silently since that pregnancy, the fucker is HUGE now.
It;'s on my side. Big and fleshy and flappy.
I catch it on my clothes and it stops me showing off my otherwise amazeballs bikini bod in public, donchaknow.
Shall I fuck it off with the nail clippers?
If youse dare me I will do it.