to snip my skintag?

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It;'s courtesy of DS2, who is now nearly 2.

It;s been growing silently since that pregnancy, the fucker is HUGE now.

It;'s on my side. Big and fleshy and flappy.

I catch it on my clothes and it stops me showing off my otherwise amazeballs bikini bod in public, donchaknow.

Shall I fuck it off with the nail clippers?

If youse dare me I will do it.

Blimey Gerrorf, that sounds nasty.

I LOVED my catheter after DS2. I was like, if I had this in rl I'd never have to get out of bed ever.

My god listen to us - is it Halloween already?

Seeing as I'm in a mood for sharing I shall tell you of my mole trauma. I shall do so in the form of a telegraph.

Mole. (Stop) Position bikini line. (Stop) In a hurry. (Stop) Razor. (Stop) Fucker grew back. (Stop)

No catheters are not nice. I have not peed the same since.

Catheters are horrid, DP had to have one this year, he said it was worse than all the other treatment put together.

Ooh now I want one.

Reeling it smarted a bit.

IN FACT I had one after DD. So after all the heamorrhaging (cant spell that, I mean bloodbath) after DS2 I was all CATHETER ME UP, BITCH.

Wonderful release.

I can't wee without pooing so a catheter would be awful for me.

Hahaha at the telegraph.

I want telegraphs to come back.

Morphine makes me terribly sick and I ended up with itchy welts all over my skin but it is still the best thing ever.

DP always thinks he's being funny when he says childbirth smarts a bit

I see that the thread has move on somewhat!

But, I read that with a skin tag you should tie thread around it and it will lose the blood supply and drop off. OK. Except that mine was at the top of my arm so I had to grip one end of the thread between my teeth, and with my other hand I pulled too hard and basically garotted it off! Hurt like a bastard and did bleed a wee bit, but was otherwise fine. So thats what I would do!

That's another side effect of pregnancy. I used to be able to independently go for a one or a two. Not any more.

So I'm reading a thread about skin tag removal and an skin tag removal kit advert appears >> to the side. Well played mumsnet, well played.

A one or a two

Oh no Estonia, that is bloody awful, is there nothing they can do to fix that?

This is my fave thread EVAH

Estoy. Don't bloody start this again

Isn't amyl nitrate poppers? Probably not ideal for mole removal

Estonia is lovely this time of year,

They give you morphine in labour now don't they?

It's almost enough to tempt me to have another baby.

Just plug me up with the morphine, put toddlers and tiaras on the telly and I will ring the bell when I want to push. TTFN.

I have never been to Estonia but Lithuania is lovely in autumn.

Good lord the alcohol is cheap. I thought I did my sums wrong when calculating the exchange rate.

I don't know if it can be fixed Legav it's not really bothered me IYSWIM I just kind of do both when I do one or the other. I think I need a wee but when I get there my arse goes "well I might as well make the most of the opportunity".