to wonder what sex practice bruises the upper inner thigh

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I got bucked off (twice) on thursday night off this mad horse i am currently breaking in. I was concussed so spent yesterday whinging and doing not a lot. The bruising is just starting to come out, and includes a very large bruise on my inner thigh. Went for a swim tonight at the gym to loosen up (couldn't face the gym itself) but was quite embarrassed at the number and length of stares, presumably due to the obvious bruise. Am i missing something really obvious here, and there is a well known deviancy that results in such bruises?

Bony hips - I kid ye not

Biting, sucking and general "rough" rumpy pumpy. Have you led a sheltered life lol?

little bit of "rope play"

cushtie not especially but the bruise about 20 cm by 15 cm, and general rough rumpy pumpy doesn't normally (ime !!) generate such a bruise.

Am i missing something really obvious here

I think you are

Bondage!

I thought mad horse was a euphemism

I bruise like a peach so that kind of heamatoma wouldn't be unusual for me after a bit of afternoon delight!

shagging a really skinny man!

Being firmly held in position (in a good way )

stuntgirl, speak up then!

I'm currently avoiding swimming as I have managed to bruise myself in my upper inner thigh by SCRATCHING!! (Dermatitis/eczema) Unfortunately, it's not just a bruise, it's 4. Each one is the same shape and size of a fingerprint. And they are spaced such that it looks like someone has grabbed my leg very forcefully....
But isn't the skin in that area very thin and delicate (therefore more likely to bruise) anyway?

I dont understand the post!maybe im too old

Why are you assuming any of the starers were thinking you might have had sex?

Why do you think it is because people believe you've been up to some bizarre sexual practice and are not simply wondering at the size of the bruise?

worra i wasn't especially but the stares were quite penetrating and consistent, hence the wondering if i was missing something obvious

Rather have a horse between my thighs than anything else.

Yy to bony hips!

Bony/ big hips.

I have a bruise that size on my upper thigh from walking into a table.

I am a bit clumsy so my thighs are often covered in bruises. But only from walking into/ tripping over things, sadly never for anything more exciting!

They might have thought they were drunken bruises. When I was a rowdy teenager I got a spectacular bruise on my inner thigh falling drunkenly over a low metal fence (one of those "keep off the grass" jobbies) trying to run away from security as they chased us from the beautiful gardens of an ex palace in which we were drinking beverages.

Yep, bony hips. Never had one that size though!

All the above!

I had an ex who was a biter. Amazing in the moment, but needed to make sure they were in places you couldn't see! I would have definitely avoided swimming after a session with him

If they start calling you 'Rodeo Jane' , one thing is certain. They aint talking about horses

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