to wonder what sex practice bruises the upper inner thigh

[Loshad]

I got bucked off (twice) on thursday night off this mad horse i am currently breaking in. I was concussed so spent yesterday whinging and doing not a lot. The bruising is just starting to come out, and includes a very large bruise on my inner thigh. Went for a swim tonight at the gym to loosen up (couldn't face the gym itself) but was quite embarrassed at the number and length of stares, presumably due to the obvious bruise. Am i missing something really obvious here, and there is a well known deviancy that results in such bruises?

I feel for you Loshad.

Having recently been bucked off my own mad horse that I'm breaking in I feel your pain.

I can also confirm that DTD with a skinny man does produce that kind of bruise. Thankfully DP has put on some weight since we first got together!

My ex weighed 8 stone.

Bruised me all the time with his hips. All.the.time.

So what if they think you have had sex? I dont get it.
Dh isn't skinny but I sometimes have slight bruises.
Far more fun than falling off a horse

They're probably just staring at the huge bruise.

I doubt it scary.

In my experience, people only stare at large bruises on the upper inner thigh if they have ulterior motives.

why would you stare though, just rude surely, unless i am unwittingly "saying" something

Haha.. when I first met my bf, I had constant bruises eeeverywhere... so yeah, they probably think you're just having a bit too good a time ;)

ok Loshad, you forced it out of me. I didn't want to say it but you made me

They think you have been having 'Rodeo sex'

there. I said it

Yy to bony hips!

Bony hips! My husband used to bruise my thighs like that. I don't bruise now but he is finally not as skinny and my thighs have toughened up.

They are probably thinking lucky devil whilst staring.
Maybe wondering if your dh is hung like a horse.
My dh used to be skinny and I had to wear shorts for my uniform when we first met, bruises were plentiful.
The looks I got were similar, we were at it like rabbits.

I got badly bruised on my inner thighs the first (and second) times I ever had sex (half an hour apart ). Just in missionary position. I thought that's what everyone had to put up with until the bruises went away and I never get any more after that

Ooh, OP, your username is Russian for horse. I approve. :)

I managed to get something of similar proportions on my thigh when getting out of the bath once.

It does attract attention, and it's quite embarrassing, so my sympathies.

Going on this thread, I'm glad I've never had sex with a bony man.

Drunken sex, so drunk he can't, er........... well er, he misses a couple of tmes

Aldi sex swing?

YY to boney hips

DH always manages to leave my thighs bruised

Yep bony hips - my DH has put on weight now so the bruising has stopped - BUT, he sometimes does this thing where when we're at it in missionary he sort of leans his weight over onto one of my thighs and holds my other leg up and away () and that bruises the buggery out of the thigh he's got his weight on.

TMI on a Sunday morning.

Aldi sell sex swings? No wonder it's so popular with MNers.

fluffie
You must be very flexible . For me I liked it with my legs together

Rodeo sex? Should I Google?

Lol digerd. Luckily I fancy men with a bit of meat on their bones so have never suffered this bony hips bruising! Hadn't realised that could be an issue...

Bruising on the inner thigh is quite common in cases of rape .

Also mountain biking, ime.

But I assume they were just speculating about your sex life generally

demented ma, Rodeo sex, you wont find it on google. it's too rude

first you have to get on top (straddle)
then call him by his best friends name
see how long you can stay on

Perhaps people were staring because they were wondering why you were doing a funny walk round the pool displaying your inner thigh . instead of swimming like everyone else. No one would have noticed if you'd gone straight into the water.

How is she supposed to get from the changing room to the pool without walking? Pole vault?