to wonder what sex practice bruises the upper inner thigh

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I got bucked off (twice) on thursday night off this mad horse i am currently breaking in. I was concussed so spent yesterday whinging and doing not a lot. The bruising is just starting to come out, and includes a very large bruise on my inner thigh. Went for a swim tonight at the gym to loosen up (couldn't face the gym itself) but was quite embarrassed at the number and length of stares, presumably due to the obvious bruise. Am i missing something really obvious here, and there is a well known deviancy that results in such bruises?

I have no bruises from either falling off a horse (would love to go riding but can't afford to) or enjoying myself in the bedroom. or anywhere else I may or not have considered

Sadly they might be thinking of domestic violence. Learned this from strange reactions at work when bruised playing roller derby. Made me despair slightly that that is what they thought of - and made sure I made it generally known that I played a contact sport.

Also wow - learning so much from MN - sex w skinny men.

jumpingpillows - I would have sprinted athletically from the changing room and done a spectacular running dive into the pool, no one'd have had time to look at my inner thigh. Getting out I'd probably have clutched the bruise with both hands and limped, wincing and muttering about a pulled muscle. But maybe that's just me.

I know a pole dancer who always has inner thigh brusises.

marving, running and diving both prohibited. beside i did mention i was injured ie no gym, certainly not up for running. Yes i just walked directly from changing room to poolside and straight in. Roller, sad thought, that is possible.

Blumpkins can lead to unusual bruising....