I don't believe a word of it lately.

[Reality]

Yup, this again.

I KNOW It's because it's the holidays, mostly, but fuckeroo it's a pile of toss here lately.

Between the wank trolls and the drama llamas, the wannabe novelists and the nasty goading returned bannees, it's Not As Much Fun as usual.

I'm reprting threads (which then get deleted, ah the validation) left right and centre and it's getting a bit boring now.

If you're being a troll, just up your game, eh? You're not clever, you're not even funny, you;re not even really annoying. Just dull and repetitive and obvious.

Either do it better or bore the fuck off.

Ta very much.

That was cack that. I thought swapping the 'm' with 'rn' would look far more convincing! I also dont remember what scottishmummys posts look like properly but i was thinking along the lines of broken keyboard

Apologies for the interruption

Omfg kellyhopter. Bloody welcome back matey. ( tis I, hem hem, deep undercover)

Yay scottishmummy where have you been?

scottishmurnmy
You need to text enigmatically
Three lines at a time

Wow it worked. Too much wine has clearly been drank (drunk?) tonight

Yes that's right hurricane! And say wee a lot. Ive actually heard scottishmummy mentioned more than ive seen of her posts, she must be the mn favourite if thats the case?

words on a screen
trust nae fucker
ye can't resist the power of the dark side.

Howzat?

pmsl at internet gynaecology

No one is playing with their kids are they?

I do like the word 'cuntychops' though. My new summer project is to ignore the kids & get the word 'cuntychops' into at least one conversation a day. Preferably with my MIL.

That'll make a fun thread

Anne...I have to know! Pm me?

Oh bollocks, cannot pm you back so yay! from me here. Hurhur.

Jezza!!! Good to see you. Will you please stick around and stop name changing?

Same goes for you ... Anne (it is you isn't it?)

Yep, tis I, your fave nc-er

Gobby, shh, out of date beer sounds posher than out of date Carlsberg-ou-of-the-can.

Glad you enjoyed the beddy.

That is not a sex people comment, you lot.

And HELLO Jezza, I knew I 'knew' you.

I invented cuntychops, apparently. Or certainly, 'off you fuck then, Cuntychops'.

I do love it so.

I think I finally understand what HeySoul was saying yesterday - that you can just spot them - I'm pretty sure I've just read one.....and everything about it screamed ! If the OP has no other posting history does that make it more likely than not to be complete BS?

off you fuck then Cuntychops is my best post ever read on here! So much so that when I type cuntychops on my iPad it finishes the word for me.

Off you fuck then cuntychops is indeed brilliant but I feared for a short while it was going to be overused become totally annoying.