I don't believe a word of it lately.

[Reality]

Yup, this again.

I KNOW It's because it's the holidays, mostly, but fuckeroo it's a pile of toss here lately.

Between the wank trolls and the drama llamas, the wannabe novelists and the nasty goading returned bannees, it's Not As Much Fun as usual.

I'm reprting threads (which then get deleted, ah the validation) left right and centre and it's getting a bit boring now.

If you're being a troll, just up your game, eh? You're not clever, you're not even funny, you;re not even really annoying. Just dull and repetitive and obvious.

Either do it better or bore the fuck off.

Ta very much.

[Reality]

at sex people mind meld. Oh god, this is what people are going to remember me for, isn;t it?

On my MN headstone it'll say, here lies Reality, mental sex person.

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

I'm beginning to think so.

[Reality]

For me, that woudl mean anything other than in bed with the lights out.

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Ha!

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

I mean yes, yes that'll work.

[HepsibarCrinkletoes]

I'm so looking forward to Saturday night.

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

I wanna come!

[Reality]

I've sent you a FB thingy, you're more than welcome of course. But you might have to share the sofa with Hepsibar...

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

I can't i'm doing that fucking thing where you sleep under canvas in a field somewhere.

I'll have to inflict on your hospitality and eat you out of house and home another time. I'm still waiting for the chance to see just how good you really are at singstar...

[Reality]

I am EPIC. Duh.

Brr and erk at the camping thing.

Have fu-un!

[JulieMumsnet]

@Reality

I've been reporting like a demon, Julie.

Even by accident when I'm trying to gossip and watch tv at the same time

Yes, and you're wonderful. It can take a little time to look into things but we do look at every single report.

[KellyHopter]

CVQalike! Oh god yes, exactly my thoughts

[JulieMumsnet]

@Reality

Hehe, Julie's just thanked me for tipping her off. I've basically narced on my own gossipy thread.

Yes, you have!

[KellyHopter]

Artex I am what used to be JeremyVile. Doubt that enlightens you any though!

[AnyFucker]

ooh, kelly, I remember JeremyVile

[GobbySadcase]

Beer?
That was LAGER.
Much preferred the Sussex Gold at the Beddy.

[SinisterSal]

internet gynaecology!

[thebody]

I totally belived the poo crumbs and the penis thread.

we're they made up?

[usualsuspect]

I never click threads with poo in the title.

[roundtable]

I think when she got into a debate over pooing accidently and farting so a nugget flew out, it was dubious.

'Tis very worrying that people just seemed to think that was normal.

[thebody]

I didn't get that far in the thread. not to the pooing a nugget anyway.

still some people are wierd.

[scottishmurnmy]

somebodywant me?