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I don't believe a word of it lately.

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Reality · 20/08/2013 18:51

Yup, this again.

I KNOW It's because it's the holidays, mostly, but fuckeroo it's a pile of toss here lately.

Between the wank trolls and the drama llamas, the wannabe novelists and the nasty goading returned bannees, it's Not As Much Fun as usual.

I'm reprting threads (which then get deleted, ah the validation) left right and centre and it's getting a bit boring now.

If you're being a troll, just up your game, eh? You're not clever, you're not even funny, you;re not even really annoying. Just dull and repetitive and obvious.

Either do it better or bore the fuck off.

Ta very much.

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AKissIsNotAContract · 20/08/2013 19:57

Try the 'Funniest thing someone has said to you after sex' thread

HeySoulSister · 20/08/2013 19:58

bad form to link to thread sleepathon....

TramadolDaze · 20/08/2013 19:58

I'm with MrsKoala - Am I just not seeing these things for what they are? There was a very obvious one a couple of days ago which was so stunning I can't even remember what it was about - a small penis or some other such piffle.
I don't recommend playing with the kids. They look at you like you've taken leave of your senses and go back to what they were doing before you decided to get down with them. Here's the news - they DON'T want you mucking up their dynamics. Drink gin instead. Then MN won't get on your nerves. Nor will anything else Grin

YouStayClassySanDiego · 20/08/2013 19:59

Why do threads always delete when I'm busy doing other stuff.

Please tell what got deleted < I'm sad, boo me >

HeySoulSister · 20/08/2013 19:59

the returning banned posters are sooooo obvious though

TramadolDaze · 20/08/2013 20:00

Well HeySoul - unless you're privy to inside info how do you know it's a returned banned poster and not just a name change or something? How do you actually know?

HeySoulSister · 20/08/2013 20:05

cos they have a distinct style?? and know exactly what to troll about and what to say to press buttons... and the deletion message says it that's why!!

TramadolDaze · 20/08/2013 20:06

Ok. You're obviously better and more practised at these things than me.

HeySoulSister · 20/08/2013 20:08

more practised?? no,just seen it before a few times

everlong · 20/08/2013 20:10

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Sparklingbrook · 20/08/2013 20:11

I knew licky boss was a troll from the start. When people found out some said they didn't care as they loved the thread. Confused

Rooners · 20/08/2013 20:12

I keep reporting certain threads but MNHQ aren't even saying 'we have no reason to believe this person is anything other than genuine' any more.

They are saying 'thanks for the heads up' and putting them in classics.

HmmHmm

I think they just don't KNOW. Well, whatever...

everlong · 20/08/2013 20:12

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Sparklingbrook · 20/08/2013 20:14

He/she wanted to lick the boss's chest apparently everlong. As you do....

Rooners · 20/08/2013 20:14

AND there is a flashing pair of buttocks to the right every 5th page or so.

What is happening to Mn. [sadface]

roundtable · 20/08/2013 20:15

I've reported last night and I never do but one poster seemed to be heading towards a quite traumatic finish and a lot of posters seemed to be sucked into the drama of her threads. Not sure if she's still here though. Her posting style reminded me of someone else put I couldn't put my finger on who.

I take it the poo one has gone...?

BuffytheReasonableFeminist · 20/08/2013 20:15

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ArtexMonkey · 20/08/2013 20:16

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MrsKoala · 20/08/2013 20:17

Tramadol - Maybe i'm just a twat too trusting then because i never notice that kind of stuff. I think unless you take things at face value there's no point being on a chat site really. I also would never recognise a posters style or type of thread, so would never know if it was a banned poster trolling. I only click on ones which interest me so maybe i subconsciously quality control the bullshit out.

(I am also always a bit paranoid i am thought of as a troll/drama llama/drip feeder etc so probably give people the benefit of the doubt)

BuffytheReasonableFeminist · 20/08/2013 20:18

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Reality · 20/08/2013 20:19

roundtable there is a CvQ alike going at the moment.

I'm not linking or giving any clues though as it is verboten.

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MrsCampbellBlack · 20/08/2013 20:21

Oh I read that one Reality. Was very Sad

BuffytheReasonableFeminist · 20/08/2013 20:23

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HepsibarCrinkletoes · 20/08/2013 20:23

Darn Tootin, Artex?

That's where I live innit.

MN is so full of shit at the moment that not only have I had to entertain my smallest kid, I have even entertained Other People's Children FFS.

Though I did drink wine with Valpolicella today. That WAS good. Lunchtime and all.