I don't believe a word of it lately.

[Reality]

Yup, this again.

I KNOW It's because it's the holidays, mostly, but fuckeroo it's a pile of toss here lately.

Between the wank trolls and the drama llamas, the wannabe novelists and the nasty goading returned bannees, it's Not As Much Fun as usual.

I'm reprting threads (which then get deleted, ah the validation) left right and centre and it's getting a bit boring now.

If you're being a troll, just up your game, eh? You're not clever, you're not even funny, you;re not even really annoying. Just dull and repetitive and obvious.

Either do it better or bore the fuck off.

Ta very much.

Don't worry Heps, we'll be all vodka'd up and ready to entertain by the weekend.

DH is looking forward to ding dinging you.

I am drinking it out of the can.

It adds a je ne sais quoi. And rat piss, probably

YABU because you have posted in AIBU without asking a question about reasonableness.

HTH

:o

You do Margot LIKE A BOSS.

I'm more Steptoe.

I'm betting she has pampas grass in her front garden.

Was it the pampas grass or the cock pictures that gave it away?

Hahahaha. I think I saw pampas grass you know.

Ha x post

Excellent x-post

We've become one! Argh!

Fucking howling here!

The mind meld has finally happened, m'dears.

Buffy I'd watch out before you become assimilated...

[gron]

Within 18 seconds we three pervs all comment on the pampas. I love it.

Er,

I knew there was a reason we were all such good friends. Pervy cunts the lots of us.

How rude Reality, I'm no troll although I'm a bit hairy if I don't sort it

Checking the inbox now. Glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought that, I did waver as I reported incase I sullied someones name unnecessarily.

Ah, it may be wall-to-wall bollocks in here at the moment, but I have read my favourite thing ever in here this week.

"Yes, you read that right, every single person in that family has been entirely dependent on benefits since before the First World war. They found this out by doing internet gynaecology."

don't be afraid Buffy, throw caution to the wind!

Buffy just throw caution to the wind and join in. You know you want to.

Are you me ABF?