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To Have a Ridiculous Age-Inappropriate Crush on that guy from The Returned

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cushtie335 · 16/08/2013 16:03

Have you SEEN him??? He plays Simon. His real name is Pierre Perrier and he is a LOVE GOD. First time for ages somebody has rattled my cage and I never normally go for younger men (he's 29). Googled him and about 50 images of him stark bollock naked turned up. It's making me ill with lust and I'm stuck at work until 5!!

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Glittermud · 16/08/2013 16:14

That's me and Ragnar Lothbrook from The Vikings. Oh my
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cushtie335 · 16/08/2013 16:16

Yes but are you old enough to be his Mum???

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drudgewithagrudge · 16/08/2013 16:17

He is gorgeous. He was the hottest thing in that mortuary and even looked good on a slab.

Lulabellarama · 16/08/2013 16:18

I have a bit of a girl crush on Lena, she's so very beautiful and her hair is gorgeous and she had lovely boobs.

HarderToKidnap · 16/08/2013 16:19

I fail to see how you can have a crush on Seemon when the series also featured a topless Serge.

MrsOakenshield · 16/08/2013 16:19

oh, I have loads of age-inappropriate crushes. My most recent was Robb Stark in Game of Thrones - the actor is about 27 (to my 42) but the character is meant to be about 17!

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cushtie335 · 16/08/2013 16:22

Ah yes, the mortuary scene. He's clearly very (ahem) "relaxed" with his attitude to nudity. It seems to be written into his contract that he'll get the old man out in everything he appears in. Wondering how I'm going to explain to DH my sudden interest in French cinema...there might be a few Amazon boxed sets clunking onto the mat in the next few weeks lol.

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HappyJustToBe · 16/08/2013 16:23

YANBU Grin

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cushtie335 · 16/08/2013 16:24

Oh, come on HardertoKidnap! Bollock naked Seeeemon top trumps Topless Serge ANY day of the week. :)

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HarderToKidnap · 16/08/2013 16:44

Serge's body is literally not even human, and not in a horrible muscle bound way. Everytime he did something and his forearms flexed I had to excuse myself. Seeemon way too pretty and skinny!

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cushtie335 · 16/08/2013 16:49

It's weird, I'm never normally attracted to "pretty" boys, or much younger men. This really has me confused. Serge don't tickle ma pickle though..you can have him, aren't I generous :)

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HarderToKidnap · 16/08/2013 16:55

You did see the sex scene between Serge and Lena? And you still don't fancy him?? checks cushties pulse I thought I was going to fancy Seemon at first but then I ended up not. Jerome had a lovely face too. Truly, Les Revs was a feast for the eyes!

HarlotOTara · 16/08/2013 18:50

He is gorgeous but where are he bollock naked pictures?

keentoknow · 16/08/2013 18:56

Aarf I knew it was Simon Grin I get it !!

LaurieFairyCake · 16/08/2013 19:00

Simons cock is really nibblable Blush Grin

EatingAllTheCrumpets · 16/08/2013 19:02

You want to have a gander at "cold showers" his acting is superb Wink

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cushtie335 · 16/08/2013 21:04

Yup, seen douche froide. AAAAARHHHHRHHHH!!!

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Alconleigh · 16/08/2013 21:34

Ah, this is my thread. I have been giddy with lust due to that show for weeks. I didn't notice Serges's hotness, on account of the serial killing and also the blinding glory of Simon, but after the shagging with Lena I was transfixed. Transfixed I tell you.

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cushtie335 · 16/08/2013 21:36

"the blinding glory of Simon". I like you Alconleigh, I really like you.

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ImpulsePineapple · 16/08/2013 21:36

Simon is DELICIOUS. And I've had (slightly) younger. So I don't feel any guilt :D

Alconleigh · 16/08/2013 21:39

I like you too Cushtie. HardertoKidnap on the other hand needs to get her mitts off my Serge.

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cushtie335 · 16/08/2013 21:41

Ooops, I kind of "gave him away" to HardtoKidnap. Sorry Alcon. Am willing to share Simon, he looks like he wouldn't mind and there's a lot of him to go round...

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ChairmanWow · 16/08/2013 21:43

Ooh, I'm joining the Serge queue. For a serial killer who likes to eat women's stomachs he's pretty sexy.

Alconleigh · 16/08/2013 21:46

I an prepared to share both of them.

I am currently single though so it's only fair I get first go.

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cushtie335 · 16/08/2013 21:48

Hmmm....first go eh? Well if you go with Serge first (whom I have NO interest in) I'll take Simon until you get your breath back. Deal?

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