TidyDancer's bridezilla thread part 2

[TidyDancer]

New thread. :)

I read part of your first thread. Holy moly -she was not one but embarrased. Shameful

Sarahandfuck's reply is good. Persistent little bugger isn't she.

Delurking to mark my place as well! Can't believe the gall of the Bridezilla

Ok caught up. BEST READ EVER! I like:

• no sorry, I'm saving the date
• maybe next time

Thank you so much TalkativeJim and Cocina. I knew it would be worth asking. And my response to the Sylvanian idea - hahahahahahahaha!!! Brilliant!!

(That'll teach me to read more carefully next time )

Marking place. >Passive aggressive smile

Fatherconundrum, dontlaugh and pobble

Wedding disco...

Tina Turner (Tune: Private Dancer)

I'm your tidy dancer - you want me for deco
To do what you want me to do
I'm your tidy dancer - i will do the deco
And any old dogshit will do...

Shirley Bassey (Tune: Goldfinger)

Bridezilla, she's the twat / The twat who sends save a date /
/ to decorate / Such a bridezilla / Begs you twice to jazz up her own weddin' / But don't give in

Elton John (Tune: Tiny Dancer)

Hold on in there tidy dancer
Tell her to feck off down the highway
Lay back down in sheets of linen
You have a busy day that day

Kanye West (Tune: Goldfinger)

She sends no invite, ''cuz there's no need''
Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh she's a Bridezilla way over time
That shits on me

[Chorus:]
(She sends no invite)
Now I ain't sayin' she a Bridezilla (I saved the date)
But she is messin' wit some glue glue (She sends no invite)
Now I ain't sayin' she a Bridezilla (I saved the date)
But she is messin' wit some glue glue (I'm savin the date)
Get streamers go 'head get some (to not decorate)
Get flowers go 'head get some (I'm savin the date)
Get balloon pumps go 'head get some (to not decorate)
Guess what girl, fo shiz i can't come...

Jimmy Nail (Tune: Ain't no doubt)

She says ?I thought you'd want to help. I need you.? She's lying
?There wasn't room for other guests and that's true.? She's lying
?Say you'll decorate the church pleeaassseee darling?
Why does she pretend?

Ain't no doubt, it's plain to see
A woman like that's a frenemy
You're left jilted at the door
She's a damned fool to ask for more

BTW YANBU !!!

Morning all! Just marking a good viewing position on the new thread. Joined the previous thread late - 82 messages already and plenty of room for more! When is the actual wedding btw? Just wondering how long TidyD has to get her response back.

Definitely SarahandFuck's answer. I like the first paragraph too

placename marking

Another vote for SarahAndFuck's reply!

I'm staggered that she can't see how jaw-droppingly rude she is - what planet does she live on and how can she be so excessively stupid?

She certainly gets my vote as Bridezilla Of The Year - I thought the one that wrote to Tantrums telling her why her teenage DC and DH weren't invited to her wedding was bad enough, but this one takes it to a whole new level .....................

BTW Tidy, have you told the other non-invited local friend about this?

Marking place so can update dp

must read the rest of the other thread...

Ooh, I like the idea of getting this into a trashy magazine (or maybe even Jeremy Kyle) - might as well make a bit of money off this.

Not suggesting that entertaining this nest of vipers isn't reward enough, natch.

De-lurking to vote for SarahAndFuck's answer

Another shameless placemarker.

I like the posts explaining to her dispassionately why she is being rude lile baloonslayers, Mcballs or Sarahadfuck's.

Don't send her a link to this thread. You will lose all moral high ground.

A simple explanation should be sufficient, no PA stuff, just lay it out as it is.

When is the wedding?

I think you should go with Sarah's response.

Awesome, BeyonceCastle.

Dear Friend,

The sad thing is. Up until recently, helping you decorate for your wedding would have been something I'd have loved to do for you. That's what good friends do isn't it?

However, you have educated me in the fact that we are not good friends.

This isn't about not being invited to your wedding. It's your day, you should (and have) just invite who you want.

But by sending me a STD card you have invited me and then uninvited me. But you are not mortified and understanding about how hurtful that is. You are asking me to come and work on your wedding, to make it a beautiful surprise for all of your real friends whose invitations you actually honoured.

I suspect you still won't admit how hurtful you've been. Which is so sad for our friendship.

I hope your day goes well.

Tidy

waiting avidly for OP's response...

I like McBalls' response.

With BeyonceCastle's help you could provide the evening entertainment!

Marking place

BeyonceCastle

OP keep it dispassionate. No swearing, no rudeness, no passive aggression. Just explain to her how rude she's been and leave it at that.

How clueless can someone be?!?