I get a million pounds a week in benefits

[usualsuspect]

And a 30 room mansion in the country with a swimming pool.

Not to mention all my 45 children have horses and go to private school by helicopter.

Are you jealous? Eh?

I've rented out Buckingham palace to some other scroungers.

Oh them, heard they've just had another baby

Do you get a Mad Cat Allowance usual?

That's good to hear, usual. A little bit of extra income on the side. I promise not to tell anyone or report you.

Yy, keep the sub letting under your hats.

The cat gets his own benefits ,Salmo.

He's been to sign on today.

Hope you're making them pay for a cat translator!

He spends his benefits on cat nip

I think he deals it tbh.

benefits = 10% of total welfare budget arrrfff

I just saw an article on the Daily Mail website about a woman who says "I'm so rich I spent a million pounds on perfume in two months" here

It's you isn't it usual ?