AIBU That I need a shag

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self pity thread, Its been a long 23 months without having had one and got to be honest its driving me up the wall. missing the closeness of another body to hold, hug, have a laugh and then to bed...

i'm married - yes aren't we all. 2nd baby arrived and really no contact at all. Really want to hold someone, shag/make love/enter someone. Really missing intimacy, would love to re-establish it!

@moonrock108 this is an ancient thread, how did you find it?

moonrock108? Why are you Private messaging me?

Dont think I'm your type.

Zombie alert.

Yeah, not reading that one thanks.

tali

Wonder if OP got her shag not RTFT

Also, who revives a zombie thread using the phrase "enter someone"

A man who assumes that a thread started by a woman who is sexually frustrated will be full of women who will cheerfully be "entered" be his fetid weeny little dick

And an oddly persistent sort too.

If you're still there @moonrock108, do you see how fucking creepy this is?

Especially given that I wasn't on this thread, just glanced at who'd taken the time to revive a long since thread based on what must be a questionable google search!

I met my dh on pof!!! I was also on match and discovered half the people on match are also on pof too!

I'll agree though that there are some weird ones on there, but i was obvs lucky to find my lovely dh!

That is hilarious! Moonrock you have been absolutely caught out!

He gave me his phone number. He obviously thinks I'm desperate.

Oh tali, and there I was thinking we had a special connection

I know, lieka I thought I meant something to him.

I feel left out

How long... 20 years!!! Yes I'm married to the same woman and still in love with her.

Read the first couple of responses, saw one saying "must be the hot weather" and got confused as it's fkn freezing and made me read the date
See it's been resurrected zombieeee stylee by
I.m in the same situation, would you be interested in meeting? I don't want to leave my wife but am approx 4 years without intimacy , really miss it
Poor wife, and hopefully OP has found a shag buddy or more now seeing as it was 5 years ago....

try shaghunt yes it really does exsist

ZOMBIE!!!

Reported the perv who resurrected it