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AIBU That I need a shag

173 replies

Ringodingo · 16/07/2013 14:23

self pity thread, Its been a long 23 months without having had one and got to be honest its driving me up the wall. missing the closeness of another body to hold, hug, have a laugh and then to bed...

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TroublesomeEx · 16/07/2013 20:59

Good question, Ezio !

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Ringodingo · 16/07/2013 21:00

Ezio you gave me a chuckle, I needs it toooooo!!! Seems we are all going through a proper drought!!

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kim147 · 16/07/2013 21:00

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Ezio · 16/07/2013 21:01

Ringo, i feel sorry for the man who takes a chance on me, i've got 4 years of sexual energy stored up, i wonder if shagging someone to death counts as manslaughter.

WMittens · 16/07/2013 21:03

Wheres the equally desperate men who need a dose of shag from randy sexually aggressive mumsnetters.

Checking in.

TroublesomeEx · 16/07/2013 21:06
Grin
susiedaisy · 16/07/2013 21:06

I meet a lady last year through work who had been on her own for 12 years and had completely given up hope of ever finding someone, then in her early fifties she meet someone through a friend and she said they are so happy she can't believe it, they've been together 2 years now! So there is hope for us all!!

Ezio · 16/07/2013 21:09

Mittens, your brave!

thebody · 16/07/2013 21:12

rabbit?? just for a release!! ob not for a cuddle.

TroublesomeEx · 16/07/2013 21:12

Not brave. Hopeful! Grin

Ezio · 16/07/2013 21:13

Aint we all Folk!

TroublesomeEx · 16/07/2013 21:14

Absolutely

Ezio · 16/07/2013 21:14

Oh and i shall never delve into the freaky world of POF again, wow what a site for weirdos.

GetStuffezd · 16/07/2013 21:17

Sigh, can I join this thread? I've been single for AGES and the lack of sex is really getting me down. In the last year I've had two one night stands which were just arse-clenchingly terrible. (One just wanted a bloody tit wank and the other had a really, really small cock but wouldn't "do" anything else, just tried to poke it in in vain. Sorry for tmi)

I literally do not know any straight men in their thirties without kids.

Ezio · 16/07/2013 21:19

Stuffez, thats so Samantha from Sex and the city (small cock bit)

GetStuffezd · 16/07/2013 21:21

Oh god, you know your sex life's sunk to its lowest ebb when it resembles a tv comedy...!

littleblackno · 16/07/2013 21:22

OMG I have been in work today complaining to my poor collegues about this!!! They really don't want to know but who ever said it's the weather has a point - all that flesh on show!!

Mittens - where the hell are you? Could we all share you Grin

Ezio · 16/07/2013 21:25

Im up for sharing, might get worn out though, him not me.

AmIthatHot · 16/07/2013 21:26

GetSruffed Wait until you get to your 40s, then all hope is deffo lost

....and sorry, but if someone comes up with "oh you should try online", I might have to wither them with my dried up old crone stare. Internet dating is not the answer - no-one was interested in me on there either

Ezio · 16/07/2013 21:28

Im nearly 30, nearly at the peak of my horniness, and its gonna get wasted.

Hot, no one was interested in me online, the mardy, sexually aggressive bitch that i am.

susiedaisy · 16/07/2013 21:32

Mittens Grin

rainbowfeet · 16/07/2013 21:33

Loving everyone's honesty!!! Grin

2 years for me, not sure if I miss it all that much Hmm !!

Do miss the flirting, kissing, holding hands part not so much the having to get naked!! Blush (Ewwww not a pretty sight)!!!

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Ringodingo · 16/07/2013 21:38

Whoa everyone, I'm first dibs on Mittens!!! Then we can all do sharing, after all we are all family us Mums netters... lol

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Ringodingo · 16/07/2013 21:41

mind you I went on that flirt.com and be Jesus what a bunch of sex hungry loons they all were, I stayed desperate...

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Ezio · 16/07/2013 21:42

Ringo, i got him here with my man beacon, i take first ride thanks, then after you lot can fight over him.

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