AIBU That I need a shag

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self pity thread, Its been a long 23 months without having had one and got to be honest its driving me up the wall. missing the closeness of another body to hold, hug, have a laugh and then to bed...

i haven't had sex yet this decade. last time was in 2008 and it was probably the last time.

Wonder what the hell mickey was searching for

I thought Mickey was claiming to be the OP from 3 years ago?

Either way-v odd.

This thread is making me sad.

I want to give you all a cuddle.

You are 3 years too late Yvaine

YANBU - 14 months but have had many periods of drought in adult life and very very unlikely to have any bedroom (or anywhere else) action in the foreseeable.

Yanbu. I almost asked the electrician out yesterday . Feel your pain completely. Going mad.

How are your ears today YvaineStormhold

I know it's a zombie thread - but it still makes me sad - for myself (13+ years and in my 60s = no chance! )

Too late, schmoo late.

I'd still give you all a massive group hug.

flatbellyfella fine thank you

Mousefinkle do it!

The ZOMBIE warning really needs to stay longer.

Yes Sparkling it does. I wonder how they get resurrected and why?

I'm guessing it's because people do a google search, this comes up and they post without knowing what "zombie thread" means

I feel so sad for the women saying "it's too late for me now"

Didn't realise it was a Zombie thread, read through it, clicked on Flirt.com out of curiosity and now I've got two messages!

Kait, if it's just sex you want, judging by Flirt.com, age is no barrier.

I guess someone is googling 'shag' in this case a man with lust in his eyes.

'Zombie Alert this thread hasn't been posted on for a while' is fairly self explanatory.

This one should be shag alert

""Zombie Alert this thread hasn't been posted on for a while' is fairly self explanatory.""

But once someone posts on it, again, that message isn't visible, well not on my phone anyway.

I don't take notice of dates, or posters. I just start reading from the first post.

A little Zombie face, or hand on each post, would be a nice touch.

No but as the 'bumper' goes to post the alert is there with a bright red zombie. Unfortunately after two or three posts after the bump it disappears. MN need to fix that.

Please don't call this a zombie thread. I haven't had sex since before the thread was started.
I am relieved to see the honesty on this thread. Thought I was the only one missing it... Saw Jeremy Corbyn on tv yesterday and thought he looked hot. Also heart raced when I passed the men's dressing gowns in M &S - imagined a lovely hairy chest wearing one! I am a sick woman

as a man I find it really stressful not getting any, all my mates are always saying what a great sex life they have and I find myself envying them, however my question to you is, as a woman what does what does it feel like not getting any and how do you feel about it also are you bothered about it.

What did you put into the Google search to find this thread micky1959? Maybe start a new thread?

I'm married but to be honest although I KNOW it's a completely different thing, hugs from my teenage kids trump anything else.

I typed in mumsnet, signed up, and the thred was there so I clicked on it, that's it.