AIBU That I need a shag

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self pity thread, Its been a long 23 months without having had one and got to be honest its driving me up the wall. missing the closeness of another body to hold, hug, have a laugh and then to bed...

You had to search for the thread though it was one from 2013....

But anyway, I am sure if you start a new thread in Chat maybe and ask all of your questions you will get some replies.

Ive got to be honest haven't had any in while (don't want to add up how long) but I really don't feel I miss it. My sex drive has disappeared and I'd be quite happy for it to stay away.

Sorry sorry sorry I didn't notice it was a zombie

No that's a long time. You must have sealed over.

Why does everyone get their knickers in a twist about zombie threads? If someone stumbles across it, posts a reply, other people start replying and there's a bit of a renewed conversation going, what's the problem? Genuine apologies if I'm missing something and there is a good reason why people hate them.

Chlobee Because nobody RTFT. They don't see that the thread is years old and reply to the now long gone OP, ignoring whatever else was said in the meantime.

Plus people reanimating threads tend to be trolls and spammers. micky's (the bumper of this one) new thread got deleted because MNHQ had doubts about the OP.

I wouldn't describe it as 'knickers in a twist' though.

I guess I just don't see the issue. There were a couple of people having a bit of banter since it got resurrected, just don't really get why it's a problem when clearly it's something that at least a few people still want to engage with.

Too many years here too. Can't tell you how many cos I'm too embarrassed... I'd fuck David Mellor I'm so randy

See what I mean?

Ten years, dont care, have given up. People are dicks. My hand is better and less abusive.

I wonder if OP did ever manage to get that elusive shag

I'm 7 years no sex and still counting. Tried and failed with love. Seems I'm destined to be a single mum forever.

What's wrong with having needs lol

It's the same on both sides of the fence you know!

A thread full of horny single mums?

Well ladies, this is your lucky day because I'm a horny single dad. That's it, form an orderly queue, plenty of me to go around!

Wait, whats that? Not if I was the last man on earth, you say?

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I'll get my coat.

I've just been a bit sick in my mouth

OH and ZOMBI_E THREAD bumped by sad human

Have you thought about hiring an escort for the evening. The best bit about it is you get the tele to your self and you know where the remote control is.

Someone call Brian from Hull. Come back Brian, we're sorry!

Oh blimey. Not this thread again. Will it never die?

Me too. Three years. But even now I can't think about shagging someone else as exh made me hate myself so much

No sparkling it won't! It has 'shag' in the title, and will be forever resurrected, proper zombie style, until someone eats it's brain? Or shoots it's brain, I dunno.

Who Brian from Hull the escort. C3pu you'll have to wear a paper bag over your head if thats okay.