AIBU That I need a shag

[Ringodingo]

self pity thread, Its been a long 23 months without having had one and got to be honest its driving me up the wall. missing the closeness of another body to hold, hug, have a laugh and then to bed...

Interesting that no one finds the current dating sites do the business, you would have thought matching men and women who definitely want a good shag, now! would be quite easy.

@ Lazyjaney

Erm.....there are other sites that kind of specialise in 'casual encounters' (ahem).

Anyway, on match/POF/Guardian etc very few people are going to admit that they are just looking for a casual shag and they are too embarrassed to sign up to sex contacts site which would serve their needs more readily!

Problem with that Lazy, is that even though we are all desperate for a good pounding, us women and the men are still too fussy, we need blind fucking instead of blind dating, lights out, shag, go home.

"Lights out shag go home"

I like your analogy

Well Susie, im getting so desperate, video game characters are starting to look good now.

Niche in the market me thinks for Ladies that need it after years of going through droughts lol....
know what you mean Ezio, I often thought in my desperate horny state that SpongeBob square pants looks good lol..

I suppose there's always male escorts. can't afford it, not that I ever even looked

How is wanting closeness being unreasonable. I just used to go out and have O.N.S before I met my F.W.B. I thought he was going to another O.N.S until he asked for my number. He comes to mine a few days a week for sex and it's the perfect arrangement. As far as I'm concerned I've got the best of both worlds. xx

I'd love to help with your dry spell ladys

Aw, looseboots, you're such a gent

I love the generosity of strange men.

Beware Male Mumsnetters, i've had encounters with 3, never ends well.

Is this thread still going?

I a male btw :)

I am a male divorced 1 1/2 years ago without sex and I am climbing walls. What do people do?

I got a friend with benefits a couple of years ago now. Id highly recommend it

Nearly 22 months for me!

I feel tragic as a 28 yr old

13 years 3 months and counting...

4 and a half years for me and if my sexy dreams about Nick Clegg are anything to go by, im nearly desperate for a good shag.

must admit its been 3 years now, think i'm beginning to forget how its done, looking at my female co workers with lust in my eyes

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