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To think nobody in their right mind would find this funny?

162 replies

Bluemonkeyspots · 14/07/2013 16:26

Just been torn to shreds on cousins Facebook by her lovely friends who think I should not have pulled her up on the fact that her status update was totally disgusting!

"Love my little people, dd1 has made dinner, dd2 has done the cleaning just need dd3 to learn how to give head and I will have a easy life haha lol pmsl"

Dd3 is 3yo!

Not only is it a terrible thing to put about any child this is a child i see every week and love to bits and it turns my stomach her own mum wrote this.

Seemingly it's ok though as she put "lol" at the end Shock

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 14/07/2013 23:28

I hope she is feeling really embarrassed and ashamed right now. The stupid, revolting twat.

Link her to this thread. I bloody would.

zippey · 14/07/2013 23:52

I'd find it funny if it were delivered by Jimmy Carr, but its inappropriate and yuk when its from an actual parent about an actual individual. But everyone has a different sense of humour and I would just leave it at that and refrain from judgement.

MayTheOddsBeEverInYourFavour · 15/07/2013 01:58

That is so utterly vile, I wouldn't want anything to do with someone who thought writing that was at all ok

As an aside 'giving head' used to mean blow jobs but it now means oral sex on women too, so she could have meant either her husband or herself. Though I'm not quite sure which is worse Hmm just unbelievable

oreocookiez · 15/07/2013 02:09

Report her to the social services, she won't be laughing then. What a sicko, she needs locking up

ThePowerof3 · 15/07/2013 06:48

Is she generally quite thick?

Tortoiseonthehalfshell · 15/07/2013 06:54

Holy crap that's bad.

McGeeDiNozzo · 15/07/2013 06:56

Police and social services over a Facebook update? Yes if there's an actual realistic likelihood of abuse, but I can't glean that from this comment.

Definitely defriend, though. Disgusting comment.

Fakebook · 15/07/2013 07:32

I don't agree with all these calls to report to SS and the police. But definitely tell her parents and partner about the revolting crap she put on there about her dd. She needs to be shamed into believing what she wrote was wrong. Her friends sound like complete thick shits, so not a very good influence on her.

Spero · 15/07/2013 08:42

I doubt very much police or SS will be interested on basis of this alone but if it is conjunction with anything else disturbing - have children said anything at school? Do they say things about sexual activities which points to them having knowledge of things they shouldn't at their ages? Then I would expect SS to be worried. Repeated exposure of young children to adult sexual activities is very likely to be considered emotional abuse that could cause significant harm.

MissStrawberry · 15/07/2013 08:42

No, not even funny if delivered by Jimmy Carr Hmm.

Spero · 15/07/2013 08:46

As far as I know no comedian has ever joked about his 3 year old daughter sucking his penis. jimmy Carr got a lot of complaints for the joke about Jordan's son trying to rape her when he grew up. I think there should be some lines in a humane society that we just don't cross and jokes about graphic sexual abuse of young children is definitely one of those lines.

The fact this comes from her own mother is even more disturbing.

ZillionChocolate · 15/07/2013 08:47

I think it was obviously a joke. A revolting one.

brilliantwhite · 15/07/2013 08:49

i find most things funny and thought this was going to be something prudish , but it is a disgusting thing to write about a 3yr old , cant see the funny side at all .

Pixieonthemoor · 15/07/2013 08:54

Just so grim.

The 'joke' would have worked if she had put about teaching dd3 to mow the lawn/do gardening/learn to paint toenails or something but to pick on that particular task is just sick.

I would send her the link for this thread. Perhaps she can then see that, other than her moronic friends, decent, right thinking people are horrified and revolted. And def tell the aunt.

Spero · 15/07/2013 08:54

But the jokes we make say a lot about us. If a white person made a joke about killing a black person, that would say much more about their racism than their sense of humour.

I think that is why everyone thinks this is so horrible - it does say something very troubling about this woman's boundaries when it comes to sex. Makes you wonder what these children are exposed to at home.

Wishfulmakeupping · 15/07/2013 08:59

Do the rest of your family know what she said OP?

MarmaladeTwatkins · 15/07/2013 09:43

Spero, sorry to be an annoying pedant but it was Frankie Boyle who said that about Jordan's son, not Jimmy Carr. :)

Spero · 15/07/2013 09:58

You are not remotely sorry are you...

Yes, you are quite right. It was Frankie Boyle.

BloggingAboutTediousThings · 15/07/2013 09:59

Beyond disgusting. This is wrong on so many levels.

MarmaladeTwatkins · 15/07/2013 10:00

I am! I just hate Boyle so much that I wouldn't want someone else taking credit for one of his crimes Grin

LookingForwardToMarch · 15/07/2013 10:03

What in the holy fuck?!

Sick bitch!

Is there any way for you to send her a link to this thread?

With dipshit friends like that she is unlikely to realise how disgusting she is.

pipsqueakz · 15/07/2013 10:04

Fgs! What is wrong with some people? That's sick!

LookingForwardToMarch · 15/07/2013 10:06

Actually I am wondering what her other half thinks of it?

Sureky any Dad worth his salt would be sickened by the mother of his child (even jokingly) suggesting that child should learn to suck him off.

Spero · 15/07/2013 10:06

Hah! I don't believe you. I can just see you now, pearls jiggling with excitement at the opportunity to correct me with your superior knowledge.

I am obviously too interlecktuall to have my finger so firmly on the pulse of base popular culture.

But isn't it interesting that both Carr and Boyle, prime movers in the offensive comedy field, will make jokes about adults raping each other but I don't think even they have ever joked about an adult sexually abusing a child in this way - I don't recall much stuff about Jimmy saville for eg?

MrsOakenshield · 15/07/2013 10:09

vile. makes you wonder what else inappropriate she exposes her children to.

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