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To think nobody in their right mind would find this funny?

162 replies

Bluemonkeyspots · 14/07/2013 16:26

Just been torn to shreds on cousins Facebook by her lovely friends who think I should not have pulled her up on the fact that her status update was totally disgusting!

"Love my little people, dd1 has made dinner, dd2 has done the cleaning just need dd3 to learn how to give head and I will have a easy life haha lol pmsl"

Dd3 is 3yo!

Not only is it a terrible thing to put about any child this is a child i see every week and love to bits and it turns my stomach her own mum wrote this.

Seemingly it's ok though as she put "lol" at the end Shock

OP posts:
ReginaPhilangie · 14/07/2013 17:16

Christ almighty! How could anyone write something like that about a child? Let alone their own child? Shock Some people really have some major issues with boundaries. I mean come on, FFS!

MimsyBorogroves · 14/07/2013 17:18

Now, I have a dark, sometimes sick sense of humour.

But that's fucking vile.

Finola1step · 14/07/2013 17:21

Good grief.

Is your cousin the daughter of your mother's sister? If so, then I would suggest having a conversation with your own mother and your aunt.

Vile excuse for a person!

Whothefuckfarted · 14/07/2013 17:24

I agree YANBU.

It's sick, how it ever entered her head to write that is worrying.

It's also true, many 'jokes' out there are not funny.

The other day someone said they saw a dude wearing a T-shirt with the slogan Leah Betts died from taking one pill - what a fucking light weight.

Not funny. Sick and wrong.

diddl · 14/07/2013 17:31

Not funny at all.

How can it ever be a joke that your daughter-of any age-give a bj to save you the bother!

It's either to their own father or their mother's boyfriend!

themaltesecat · 14/07/2013 17:36

What was the father's view of this?

Pretty sure my husband would leave me- and take our daughter for her own protection- if it entered my head to think and talk about her in this way.

Fakebook · 14/07/2013 17:38
Shock

That is not a joke. What a disgusting and vile specimen of a human being. Eugh.

Wishfulmakeupping · 14/07/2013 17:40

whotgefuckfarted that's awful who on earth would wear something so sick and what kind of person would make it :(

Glimmerberry · 14/07/2013 17:41

Grotesque.

Nanny0gg · 14/07/2013 17:43

That actually turns my stomach.

I think you should talk to her mum. Someone needs to get through to her how inappropriate (understatement) that was.

How old is she?

Ezio · 14/07/2013 17:44

That is truely vile, i even find it weird when people describe there own kids as "Sexy", sexualisation of kids makes me heave.

What a fucking freak.

SmiteYouWithThunderbolts · 14/07/2013 17:45

I feel quite sick after reading that. Disgusting.

TotallyBursar · 14/07/2013 17:48

Did you reply to her message?

I would have phoned her and asked her if she thinks you are less upset that your nieces mother thinks it's fine to joke about her 3 year old performing sex acts on her father and whether she thought her partner would be ok with that being in the public domain.
I hope she is upset and mortified but thanks to the cheerleading from her equally stupid friends I doubt it.
It's the same bandwagoning evident everywhere, more people are keen to get in a shot at the 'PC brigade' or 'Professionally Offended' without engaging their brain and reading what is in front of them.

Yeah, getting your 3 year old child to suck a cock - my fucking sides are splitting.

TheRealFellatio · 14/07/2013 17:48

Bloody hell. YADNBU.

stupidlybroody · 14/07/2013 17:48

That's fucking grim.

When I read the first bit 'DD1 cooking' I thought this was going to be some sort of gender stereotype joke thing which was being taken way to seriously. I really wish it had been that now, I had to read that a few times to make sure it wasn't some kind of horrific typo.

zoraqueenofzeep · 14/07/2013 17:55

I'd phone the child's father to let him know what she's 'joking' about on facebook, most men would be horrified to have their partner joke about their three year old and them in a sexual manner, if he doesn't know, he deserves to be aware and given the opportunity to respond to that nonsense.

Call her mother as well, in fact, call everybody. The more people telling her she's very wrong and disgusting, the better.

susiedaisy · 14/07/2013 18:01

Yuk!!Hmm

Sallyingforth · 14/07/2013 18:07

That is really disgusting. I've got a dirty mind and have laughed at many politically incorrect jokes, but there is nothing remotely funny about that comment - it doesn't qualify as a joke in any way at all. Just sick.

ballroomblitz · 14/07/2013 18:07

Fucking disgusting op. You're right. No-one in their right mind would find that funny.

RoxyFox211 · 14/07/2013 18:07

That's really really weird. I think though that it's just an (incredibly warped!) joke

RoxyFox211 · 14/07/2013 18:08

Oops posted before finished! I meant rather than an indication of something more sinister.

specialsubject · 14/07/2013 18:12

I'm another with a dark and sick sense of humour - but not that sick, thank you. There are actually some things that are not to be the subject of jokes.

TBH discussing your own sex life online is not exactly classy, but this is revolting.

wharrgarbl · 14/07/2013 18:12

Oh yuck, that's revolting. Like Mimsy, I have an occasionally dark sense of humour, but that's just stomach-turning.

waikikamookau · 14/07/2013 18:15

that is just so wrong Angry
can you report to facebook
or have you?

JennySense · 14/07/2013 18:16

Block the cow.