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To think nobody in their right mind would find this funny?

162 replies

Bluemonkeyspots · 14/07/2013 16:26

Just been torn to shreds on cousins Facebook by her lovely friends who think I should not have pulled her up on the fact that her status update was totally disgusting!

"Love my little people, dd1 has made dinner, dd2 has done the cleaning just need dd3 to learn how to give head and I will have a easy life haha lol pmsl"

Dd3 is 3yo!

Not only is it a terrible thing to put about any child this is a child i see every week and love to bits and it turns my stomach her own mum wrote this.

Seemingly it's ok though as she put "lol" at the end Shock

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Spero · 14/07/2013 16:37

Has she ever done anything else to make you worried about her attitudes?

Floralnomad · 14/07/2013 16:38

It is disgusting and a pity that people don't realise that once its in cyberspace its there forever whether it was said as a joke or not ! I actually can't imagine how anyone could find that remotely funny .

Spero · 14/07/2013 16:38

I once had a client who got into trouble with SW for calling his preschooler 'sexy' so god knows what the SW would have made of this.

DesperatelySeekingSedatives · 14/07/2013 16:39

That's vile. If it outs you, so be it. Those defending your stupid cousin can see that majority vote says they are being unreasonable and sick in the head.

BartyFottom · 14/07/2013 16:39

Well, it may be a joke in the sense of her not being serious, but that doesn't make it ok. 'Oh, it's just a joke' is such a shit defence for the indefensible. It was a sick, disgusting 'joke'. Ugh.

Cherriesarelovely · 14/07/2013 16:40

Nothing funny at all. How revolting. Also how worrying that people defended her!

Bluemonkeyspots · 14/07/2013 16:40

I'm fuming, to the point where I want to be really childish and phone my aunt and tell her what was written.

If anyone ever made that joke about my dc/dgc I would want to know.

Cousin is a bit rough round the edges but not to this degree

OP posts:
TooTabooToBoo · 14/07/2013 16:42

She's a.fuckwit.

Next time you see her make sure she understands why that is not acceptable and isn't funny no matter how you look at it.

pianodoodle · 14/07/2013 16:42

What?!?!

I used to think some of my family made the most inappropriate jokes on FB but this would be too much even by their standards!

MissStrawberry · 14/07/2013 16:43

show, not sure.

Crinkle77 · 14/07/2013 16:44

What an odd thing to write. I thought that maybe she had forgotten to write 'massage' like another reader suggested but by her reaction and that of her friends it sounds intentional. I don't really understand why anyone would write something like that.

hermioneweasley · 14/07/2013 16:44

FGS, OP there is NOTHING funnier than the sexual exploitation of children, and incest. NOTHING.

Lighten up, won't you.

Hemlet · 14/07/2013 16:46

What the actual fuck....?!

So she made a joke about her 3 year old daughter giving her own dad a blowjob... is that right?

Fucking disgusting.

NatashaBee · 14/07/2013 16:47

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Sallystyle · 14/07/2013 16:48
Shock
Alisvolatpropiis · 14/07/2013 16:51

I wouldn't call your aunt OP - what if you tell her and her response is "yeah and?".

fluffyraggies · 14/07/2013 16:59

Foul. What the hell are some people thinking? This kind of verbal diarrhea being defended by plebs on FB is why i won't have an account.

Your cousin should be ashamed.

KitNCaboodle · 14/07/2013 17:04

That's one of the sickest, saddest things I've heard of. And then her friends pile in to defend the indefensible.

You did the right thing OP.

youarewinning · 14/07/2013 17:07

It's a totally inappropriate thing to say about a child.

I fear though she'll say far worse things now she knows she's got a cheer leading squad to defend her Sad

katydid02 · 14/07/2013 17:10

If it's true - report, defriend and block.

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 14/07/2013 17:10

She is vile, YANBU.

Tailtwister · 14/07/2013 17:11

Yuck, that's really vile. I wouldn't be having any more to do with her after reading that.

Wishfulmakeupping · 14/07/2013 17:13

What a truly vile thing to write- how this would even enter your mind is beyond me.

KatyaRachmanova · 14/07/2013 17:14

Fucking hell! That's disgusting.

And just because something is a 'joke' doesn't mean it's funny.

kukeslala · 14/07/2013 17:15

This is shocking.

I read your post, then had to re read it, because I just thought that can never say what I thought it did!

Even more shocking that you say multiple people defended it.

I would personally pass this onto safeguarding agencies.