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To think if you're trying to sell a £1.3m house

135 replies

BlackbeltinBS · 31/05/2013 08:55

You should have better photos than these?

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/27646907?search_identifier=0a1c82cc1b1ceda953e6f46b9e3c7fb6

Spot the loo roll!

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TVTonight · 31/05/2013 08:57

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YouStayClassySanDiego · 31/05/2013 08:57

How much!! Shock

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YouStayClassySanDiego · 31/05/2013 08:58

They could have cleaned the kitchen at least, looks like they were in the middle of breakfast. Grin

purplewithred · 31/05/2013 08:59

Bet there's no agent - no floorplan, amateur writeup.

CoolaSchmoola · 31/05/2013 08:59

It looks like they're squatting! And that 'playroom' is just thoroughly depressing.

Trills · 31/05/2013 09:00

I don't care much about the photos - but they should have a floorplan!

francesdrake · 31/05/2013 09:01

It's like the Marie Celeste house. There wasn't even time to turn CBBC off. Is it meant to make you itch to move in and tidy up redecorate?

PetiteRaleuse · 31/05/2013 09:04

That is a horrible house. Looks unclean, messy, dark, stuck in the 80s and the building itself is ugly. And as for the loo roll by the bed, ewww. And I never say that :o

OHforDUCKScake · 31/05/2013 09:04

Rubbish pictures, tv on, food on the table, piled up in the kitchen, beds not made, curtains shut.

Id give them a mere fiver for the house and not a penny higher. And they should thank me.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 31/05/2013 09:05

Surely that is a joke?

Who lives in such a messy way, and with mattresses and bedding that don't even seem to fit the beds properly, and no furniture to store anything in?

Weird!

Ezza1 · 31/05/2013 09:05

Goodness, thats a terrible property both inside and out.

Got to laugh at the trampoline slap bang in the middle of the lawn.

FrenchRuby · 31/05/2013 09:06

I was thinking this yesterday, I was on rightmove, dh and I are saving for a house right now and I sometimes have a look to see what's in our area and then I somehow always end up looking at the £1million + houses and some of the pictures are awful!!

DorisIsWaiting · 31/05/2013 09:07

That looks like a forced sale... in the I am doing NOTHING to market this property.

GemmaTeller · 31/05/2013 09:12

Wow, looks like they had a party the night before and the estate agent turned up early.

Thoroughly depressing photos, nothing about that listing would make go and view (not that I'm in the market for a £1.3mil house Smile )

LIZS · 31/05/2013 09:13

Agree with Doris . The agent has featured on Homes under the Hammer so I wonder if it is being sold as a repossession and redevelopment opportunity.

satsumasunrise · 31/05/2013 09:16

That's the strangest headboard I've ever seen.
Looks like it's been fashioned out of an old piano.

ArbitraryUsername · 31/05/2013 09:18

In my area the houses on at £1million+ are very often abysmally presented (and this is the top end of the market here). A very large percentage of them appear to be owned by elderly people though, and don't seem to have been updated for several decades.

I wonder if the lack of effort is simply that they don't want to sell, but are having to do so to pay for care. There just isn't the incentive to market your house as well as possible when it's all going on care home fees anyway.

It may also be generational differences in taste too though; the vendors probably haven't considered that the much younger buyers will look at the house and think it desperately needs a new kitchen, bathroom(s) and that every single surface will need to be replaced/decorated (flooring, walls, etc). They may well think their houses are beautifully presented.

ArbitraryUsername · 31/05/2013 09:20

You know... The food on the table might actually have been a misguided attempt to 'present a lifestyle'.

Trills · 31/05/2013 09:24

A party the night before? If I had a 6 bedroom house I'd have better parties than that.

PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty · 31/05/2013 09:24

The toilet roll looks lovely.

HaveToWearHeels · 31/05/2013 09:25

The house is ugly. I would also guess this is tenanted.

cozietoesie · 31/05/2013 09:25

I'm not so sure - maybe people would see the photos and feel evangelical about the place - mentally start stripping away the decor etc.

It's arguable that it could be better for a sale than tarting it up in a style which is completely alien to any purchasers and having to add £100 k or so the price.

Hmm
FannyFifer · 31/05/2013 09:29

Lol at "present a lifestyle" dear god, not a lifestyle I want presented with quite frankly.
Can't believe the price of that house, is it in an amazing area or something?

Melpomene · 31/05/2013 09:31

The listing says that it was previously sold for £1,080,000 on 15th Mar 2011, so I think that £1,375,000 is drastically overpriced, and would be overpriced even if it was well presented.