To think if you're trying to sell a £1.3m house

[BlackbeltinBS]

You should have better photos than these?

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/27646907?search_identifier=0a1c82cc1b1ceda953e6f46b9e3c7fb6

Spot the loo roll!

Really bizarre photos. I agree that it may be a forced sale or ex-rental.

As an aside, WTF is the big red thing balanced on the radiator in pic 2? Enough to give a child nightmares I think.

Are those towels on the kitchen floor?

Makes my 3 bed look like a Palace!

YNBU.

Wonder if they were just caught off guard?

Those photos and the lack of effort by the vendors make me think that they'd be a nightmare to deal with and that alone would put me off even viewing the house.
Looks like a bad amateur attempt at selling their own home.

If it is through an agent, they need to drop that agent fast!

It's Surbiton so not cheap but yes def tenanted and/or forced sale by the looks of it.

Unless the lifestyle they're selling is dirty, minging student squat.

Oh my goodness, it is through an agency!

www.lpagents.com/

Dreadful pictures... they make the place look shabby and pokey and tired. Who the fuck took them? They're shit!

I want to know what the fuck that weird red thing on the radiator in the living room is!! Looks like a red Dusty Bin

Link fail !

This seems to be the rubbish agency that is marketing it

www.lpagents.com/

Look at the floor in picture 4, by the loo roll side of the bed. You just bend out and.....

Nice.

Wow, and I thought it was expensive around here!

What is the THING that is on the radiator in picture 2?

One of the most depressing houses I've ever seen.

Having looked closely, the Thing in picture 2 is a big red love heart with white hands and feet.

It's not the photos that are the problem though is it? It's the state of the house.

Surbiton is quite close to London, South London I think, I used to pass through it on the way to Waterloo, I think its only about 15 minutes on the train so its a desirable commuter area, and its a very large house for the area and detached so it explains the price tag, though they might want to shave 200k off it. Isn't Surbiton where "The Good Life" (margot and jerry etc) was set?

Dreadful presentation, the loo roll just conjures up all sorts of images of sloppy fanjos after a quick shag lol while the kids watch CBBC downstairs and bounce on their sad little trampoline.

Arghrrrrrrrrrrrr yeck

It must be tenants who don't want the landlord to sell. We viewed a tenanted house and it looked as if they had brought in soil from the garden and sprinkled it all over the floors - it looked sprinkled rather than walked in dirt.

The toilet roll next to the bed is definitely indicative of a lifestyle.

The kitchen makes me feel ashamed and I don't live there. The house looks so sad. Even if it was £137k I wouldn't go for a viewing.

Ewwww.

In fairness to the agent the owners should have had a good clean, it looks filthy and totally unloved.

Its interesting what you can work out by looking at a place full of clutter they clearly eat chinese / korean / SE Asian food a lot looking at the woks, sauce bottles and what might be a rice cooker. The may well be Christian due to the crosses on the walls. The person in bedroom 4 may have hayfever/ an allergy / a cold as that looks like a bottle of decongestant spray on the headboard.

Any other thoughts.

Tenants who didn't want the landlord to sell would do a lot worse than that.

Chaz I like your "who lives in a house like this" :)

They're so obviously getting divorced.

Or some poor fuckers lost his City job and has to sell