To fancy Paul Hollywood?!

[Lilypad34]

With or without bread..yes please

@ Shopaholic living in a GBBO parallel universe!

And BOF, has he twatted back?

He looks like your mates creepy Dad when you were 14.

no no no

I find him a bit creepy

"And he's a bit sneery. I think that would be reflected in his bedroom activities."

Yeah, I could do without any comments about "a doughy bottom".

or

'I really don't like the taste of that'

Roffling at this thread! Good work mumsnetters .

He is pants bangingly gorgeous! It's those piercing eyes and strong hands..... So no YANBU at all!

I don't expect him to twatter back really, but I sent him a link to this thread. I imagine he's too busy practising his roguish twinkle in the mirror.

Ugh. He is the Happy Shopper Swiss Toni. No no no no no.

i wouldnt kick him out of bed for leaving crumbs!

The Kwik Save Matt le Blanc

The Farmfoods George Clooney

Excellent work BOF

Wish I could twatter but it is a step too far for me.

BOF!

You know he is pretty plump. I bet he sweats tons when he, er, exerts himself. I'm thinking when he's kneading, of course.

And at BOF.

The Poundland Paul Newman.

pale eyed middle aged monster - ugh!

'He is the Happy Shopper Swiss Toni.'

Exactly, exactly, exactly.

I retract 'Poundland Paul Newman': good joke, but far too kind.

Poundland Paul Daniels?

Ok you've all ruined my fantasy..all I see now is a 90's double denim Cuban heel wearing sweaty dough ball. Think I'll stick with dh

It's all been worth it if we've saved even one Lilypad!

Rain on parade alert-

I feel a bit sad for him and am going to keep him on my list with Ben Fogle until I know the reason for the split. I hope he doesn't read this

Are they the only two on your list HootShoot?

My list is full to bursting.

Its a bit of a sad pitiful list isnt it?! Gary Barlow is on there too, but I can't think of anyone else at the moment!