To fancy Paul Hollywood?!

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With or without bread..yes please

*knead for God's sake

Hopasholic, there we are then.

Paul H is clearly pretending to be your DH

I knew it.

Here's a non-DM link: www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/crumbs-paul-hollywood-star-of-bake-off-leaves-his-wife-of-15-years-8620706.html

Horrible man with pot belly, grey hair and beady eyes and very very arrogant in real life. Not surprised at all that he's left his wife. He actually fell for his own hype. What an idiot.

His hair was fashionable about 15yrs ago. And, and, and he has committed double denim more than once.

I've always thought GBBO would be a much better programme with just The Berry as judge.

His hair is like Ross from Friends circa 1996.

He only makes bread, ffs.

Anyone would think he painted the Sistine chapel.

Met him and Mary. She was lovely, talked for ages and gave us some tips and she spoke to loads of people at the event. He was a moody git. Refused to chat to anyone unless they were attractive and when asked for tips he just said 'baking bread runs in the family' and flounced off. Mary was smily and seemed so glad to be there.

It's offical, he's a tool.

at Sauce. Maybe PH's other name is Brian.

I feel so sorry for his wife.

I fancied him until I read this thread :( He is now definitely off it, bastard

so now my DH is a cuban heel wearing regional sales manager with a 15 year old haircut. Not much going for him

If he ever wears double denim I will definitely LTB

Think I'm going to take one look at him when he gets home from work and ROFL then PMSL

Still would though.

Just realised my DM looks bit like Mary berry.
I am living in a GBBO parallel universe.

I did like him but I've gone right off him if he has left his wife.

Korma - Hugh Jackman is gay, his wife is a cover, I am sure of it.

I must say I was very surprised to hear that Hugh Jackman had a wife.

Very.

Scouser, silver fox, makes cakes. Ticks most of my boxes normally but I've gone off him a bit now Hes left his wife for a younger model.

Hugh jackman is proper lovely.

Oh how the mighty are fallen.

I hope he reads this- Paul, you faithless doughball, fuck off.

Is it true that he's left his wife? The one who's no doubt been running the family home and all that entails while he swans around having a fabulous career? Arsehole.

I've twattered him.

I've just taken a proper look at him , God he is so 90's, the overly gelled spiked hair, the goatee, horrific rumours of double denim . . . . . . . .

Big bread doughy belly, Cuban heeled double denimed wife leaving 90s hair baker. Still got the horn OP?!

And he's a bit sneery. I think that would be reflected in his bedroom activities.