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To fancy Paul Hollywood?!

114 replies

Lilypad34 · 17/05/2013 13:18

With or without bread..yes please Grin

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GetOrfMoiLand · 17/05/2013 13:45

haha at short man pretending to be tall Grin

kneedeepindaisies · 17/05/2013 13:45

Sauce I think you're right .

GetOrfMoiLand · 17/05/2013 13:45

He is very serious about baking bread for god's sake.

I bet he wears really dodgy underpants.

squoosh · 17/05/2013 13:48

And he wears pin stripe suits.

BoreOfWhabylon · 17/05/2013 13:48

I am 5'10" and very old experienced.

Believe me, I know these things.

HootShoot · 17/05/2013 13:48

Pretending to be tall by standing next to Mary Berry Grin

I've always been a bit partial to him but if it's true that he has left his wife for the american MB I shall have to strike him from my list.

GirlWiththeLionHeart · 17/05/2013 13:48
Grin
Hopasholic · 17/05/2013 13:50

Well according to my Dmum my DH looks just like him.

only with a bigger belly

BoreOfWhabylon · 17/05/2013 13:51

And he and American OW have been twattering flirtatiously for all to see [bleurgh]

Hopasholic · 17/05/2013 13:53

^^ Lol squoosh can't wait for DH to get home land ask him how many u-bends he's sold today Grin

GetOrfMoiLand · 17/05/2013 13:54

I am 6 foot, I know all about bitter short men and their resentment of tall women. Grin

GirlWiththeLionHeart · 17/05/2013 13:55

Yes SMS (Short man syndrome) is never good.

SauceForTheGander · 17/05/2013 13:56

I can just imagine PH in a built up Cuban heel

MoanyYoni · 17/05/2013 13:56

YAdefinitelyNBU, I have a huge crush on him..think it's something to do with how he kneeds that bread...

HOWEVER, I did have suspicions that he would be one to believe all the hype. From the reports today, seems I was right. still would

AlvinHallsGroupie · 17/05/2013 13:57

You have to be kidding !
He looooooves himself( why?) and his hair looks like he has stood under a flightpath for to long!

NoelHeadbands · 17/05/2013 13:58

I don't get all the 'ooh but his hands, look how he kneads bread' thing (sorry Moany)

Why is that a good thing? I don't want to be kneaded!

BoreOfWhabylon · 17/05/2013 13:59

In my case, it is a bitter tall woman resenting short men who pretend to be tall Grin

Incodentally, Hopasholic, how tall is your OH?

MoanyYoni · 17/05/2013 14:03

Noel dunno, maybe it's the whole 'man who's good with his hands' thing.. just looks like he'd know what he was doing Grin

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 17/05/2013 14:11

YABU. Thinks he's a silver fox but he's just got nice-ish eyes. Huge beer belly. Yeeeeeuuuuurkkk.

How predictable if he's left his wife for someone younger and more glamorous he met at work, too.

If we're talking Bake Off shags, I'll have med student James from the last one, please even though I'm way too old for him

Hopasholic · 17/05/2013 14:30

Boreofwhabylon

DH is 6ft 4'' without Cuban heels

6ft 6 with Cuban heels. Wink

SauceForTheGander · 17/05/2013 14:34

Why does bread kneading and good with his hands make me think of yoni massage ?

Tailtwister · 17/05/2013 14:34

Do we know for sure he's left his wife for the American presenter? If so, that's pretty disappointing and a horrible thing to do to his wife, who I'm sure has had to support him a fair amount with his career.

I do think he's quite nice looking, but not my type at all. It seems al the compliments have gone to his head somewhat.

GetOrfMoiLand · 17/05/2013 15:08

I loved medical student James as well, bless him.

And I wanted to mother that lovely young lad who won.

Picoo · 17/05/2013 15:11

IF the news is true (DM after all so better have a large tablespoon of salt with that report) then I'm not really surprised. Seems a bit full of himself and letting the attention get to his head. I briefly followed him on Twitter but there were far too many retweets of barftastic comments such as "Oooh yer gorgeous ya silver fox, wish you'd need my baps", etc.

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