To think a lot of the women on The Apprentice look...

[hermioneweasley]

....a bit porn star-y? Masses of fake hair, nails, loads of make up, lip gloss. Yikes! I don't know any senior women at work who look remotely like that.

Oh, and Karen Brady has upgraded her hair stylist this season, no?

[GetOrfMoiLand]

I am still laughing at Lorenzo.

[notnowbernard]

Was it Paul LORENZO, Getorf?

[GetOrfMoiLand]

No it was Paul Torrisi,

Perhaps he has an uncle Lorenzo,

[squoosh]

Paul Lorenzo was like a Harry Enfield character, a man made of oil.

[notnowbernard]

No, scrap that I've just had a quick Google, am WAY off course there

[notnowbernard]

cross post!

[Bumpotato]

Does the way they look make any difference to their ability to do a job?

[notnowbernard]

Bumpotato, no of course not but it's interesting that there's no Quaker-style types isn't it

ALL the candidates look the same - the men also

[Bumpotato]

That made me giggle. My brother is a Quaker and has model good looks ...he's been approached by model agencies and gasp Hollister!

They all have the same team of stylists/make up artists so naturally they'll end up with the same look.

[squoosh]

Ummmmm, I've always been interested in Quakerism, do you think your brother might be free to give some one on one instruction on this matter?

[Mumsyblouse]

They all have the same team of stylists/make up artists so naturally they'll end up with the same look.

But why are they all styled to look like they are on TOWIE? They weren't in previous years (Saira- did anyone see her very touching documentary about adopting an abandoned baby from Pakistan?)

The Badger would not have been persuaded into hair extensions. No.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

What about that rather nice albeit petulant looking woman (we all said she needed to wash her hair and stop wearing red lipstick mind you) who did well one year, I think when Stella won. Story about her swinging with her husband came out at the time whic I thought was AWFUL for her.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Anyway she was in her late 30s and wasn't particularly well groomed, but did well.

[notnowbernard]

Lorraine?

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Perhaps she was called Lorenzo

[Bumpotato]

Squoosh ... He's currently a medical student and wants to work in third world countries/war zones when he qualifies.

He's just so....worthy. I'm beginning to wonder if he's even actually related to me

[munchkinmaster]

DH says Usma looks like the bo selecta version of Brittany spears

[munchkinmaster]

too cruel?

[squoosh]

Hollister model who also works as doctor for Médecins Sans Frontières, he sounds horrendous!!

[Bumpotato]

Lol he turn down Hollister in order to volunteer in an old folks' home. He now works part time with a SEN young adult, helping him be independent so he can leave home in the future.

Worthy, I tell you though he gets his looks from big sis

[squoosh]

He does sound very worthy, I can help him fix that!

[Bumpotato]

Plenty of others have tried...though it would be fun having another Mnetter at my weekend piss ups BBQs!

[squoosh]

Believe me, I could corrupt him. Not sure his sister would like to hear the actual details though!

[Bumpotato]

Good God, no. The corrupting I don't mind but spare me the details hands over ears singing lalala