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Original poster

To want to shout Fuck Off at a number of things/people...

91 replies

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 25/04/2013 21:03

Work
Specifically massive twat at work
Tiredness
Adorable small children who have contributed massively to said tiredness
Current education policy
The arsehole who blocked my car this morning

There will be more. It is this or crying, a lot.

OP posts:
catgirl1976 · 25/04/2013 21:06

Do you work at my work?

I often want to shout 'fuck off' at it

And we have a massive twat there.

LetMeAtTheWine · 25/04/2013 21:10

We have a massive twat at our place too. I also want to join in shouting 'fuck off'. And also at my husbands work as they also piss me off.

Finola1step · 25/04/2013 21:10

My work twat's bigger that your work twat.

LetMeAtTheWine · 25/04/2013 21:12

Perhaps I should say 'also' one more time in case it wasn't included enough in my first post. Shock

LalyRawr · 25/04/2013 21:12

I don't have a twat at work, which is making me think I might be the twat Hmm

Or that I'm just lucky.

I'll go with the latter.

twinklesparkles · 25/04/2013 21:14

You want to shout fuck off at your adorable small children??

Erm, maybe you should just shout it at the others instead Grin

NorthernLurker · 25/04/2013 21:15

Oh me too. Specific massive number of twats at my work. And a twattish procedure. And a twattish IT system. And some other stuff.

I'm really tired, I've got my period and had nothing to eat yet.

Taffeta · 25/04/2013 21:15

I'd like to shout fuck off today at

Stupid database they didn't pay enough for at work so it's shiiiiiit
Virus that has hold of DD
Sunshine taunting me, unable to go out in garden due to above

NorthernLurker · 25/04/2013 21:17

Taffetta - ours is shite too but I think we have paid rather a lot for it.

Nelly000 · 25/04/2013 21:18

YABU.

If you're going to shout 'fuck off' you may as well qualify it.

'Fuck off you cunting fucking cunt' will just about cover how I feel about two people I work with this week.

Taffeta · 25/04/2013 21:20

Judging by its efficiency, I'm guessing ours cost £3.76. Approx.

catgirl1976 · 25/04/2013 21:20

May I shout;

"Fuck off you massive twat and take your fucking stupid twattish ideas with you. And don't come back. Just keep fucking off for ever and ever. And then fuck off a bit more. Asshat."

I feel a bit better now

Gerrof · 25/04/2013 21:22

Fuck off to the baby seagull nesting near here which is squawking all the day long and starts really early in the morning.

The magpies can fuck off as well.

Original poster
YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 25/04/2013 21:22

Believe me twinkle - as they arrive in my bed at 3am then yes, I do want to shout fuck off.

Last night I fucked off and slept in one of their beds instead.

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looselegs · 25/04/2013 21:23

"Use your fucking indicators you fucking twat" is what i would like to shout at the amount of fucking twats that keep forgetting that their fucking cars actually have them!!
Thank you

BlackeyedSusan · 25/04/2013 21:24

I thought twats were standard issue in any workplace. (even sahm get to deal with twats, either in someone elses workplace or their own, though not usually the shorter ones, Wink )

unfortunately i am having to deal with people who think my brain fell out, possibly at the point I gve birth because "sahm are obviously as thick as planks"

nenevomito · 25/04/2013 21:24

Did someone say Work Twat. I have one of those at the moment.

StuffezLaYoni · 25/04/2013 21:26

I had to pull over for ten minutes today as I shouted a loud FUCK OFF at a van today, before realising he was our caterer en route to make a delivery to my school. Didn't dare arrive at the same time as him...

TulipsAndWings · 25/04/2013 21:26

YABU to want to shout fuck off at your adorable children. Just smile sweetly, walk into another room and perform a dance of two fingered salutes in their general direction.

Can I join in with the general "fuck off" and say it at my cat who won't stop begging for food all the time, tripping me up every time I go in the kitchen.

NorthernLurker · 25/04/2013 21:27

Most of my colleagues seem to believe in fairies. As in the Fairy who comes along and sorts something out. Without knowing about or being told about it, just sorts it out.

What do you think my job title is? Yup apparently it's 'Fairy for everybody'

'How can I do that if I wasn't told it needed doing by the person whose job it was to tell me' is my near constant refrain.

LunaticFringe · 25/04/2013 21:33

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BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM · 25/04/2013 21:41

extended family twats?

interfering fucking wankers who don't have a clue about how dementia works and take the paranoid rantings of my ill nan as truth and keep reporting innocent family members (to SS) who have done nothing more than break their backs (and spirits) caring for nan.

Thankfully SS know the truth.

Not that it matters because apparently nan's dementia is in remission Angry (not according to her psychiatrist.

SO FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING INTERFERING SHITE-HAWKS!

Gah.

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM · 25/04/2013 21:43
Blush

sorry, never talk about it and posted in anger after yet more provocation Sad

Finola1step · 25/04/2013 21:44

Ooh yes. My work twat is leaving too. After 7 long twatting years, I have seen her off! Or have I simply out twatted queen twat?

CoolCadbury · 25/04/2013 21:53

YANBU except for wanting to say fuck off to your DC!

But I have a few fuck offs of my own:

Fuck off to the senior leadership team who have fucked off everyone by giving everyone negative feedback in their lesson observation and still except us to work our bollocks off for them.

Fuck right off to my neighbour who can't stop complaining about the smallest thing (children having fun in MY fucking garden).

Fuck off to being in constant pain.

Fuck off to the cold miserable fucking weather.

Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.