AIBU?
To want to shout Fuck Off at a number of things/people...
YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 25/04/2013 21:03
Work
Specifically massive twat at work
Tiredness
Adorable small children who have contributed massively to said tiredness
Current education policy
The arsehole who blocked my car this morning
There will be more. It is this or crying, a lot.
BlackeyedSusan · 25/04/2013 21:24
I thought twats were standard issue in any workplace. (even sahm get to deal with twats, either in someone elses workplace or their own, though not usually the shorter ones, 
)
unfortunately i am having to deal with people who think my brain fell out, possibly at the point I gve birth because "sahm are obviously as thick as planks"
TulipsAndWings · 25/04/2013 21:26
YABU to want to shout fuck off at your adorable children. Just smile sweetly, walk into another room and perform a dance of two fingered salutes in their general direction.
Can I join in with the general "fuck off" and say it at my cat who won't stop begging for food all the time, tripping me up every time I go in the kitchen.
NorthernLurker · 25/04/2013 21:27
Most of my colleagues seem to believe in fairies. As in the Fairy who comes along and sorts something out. Without knowing about or being told about it, just sorts it out.
What do you think my job title is? Yup apparently it's 'Fairy for everybody'
'How can I do that if I wasn't told it needed doing by the person whose job it was to tell me' is my near constant refrain.
LunaticFringe · 25/04/2013 21:33
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BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM · 25/04/2013 21:41
extended family twats?
interfering fucking wankers who don't have a clue about how dementia works and take the paranoid rantings of my ill nan as truth and keep reporting innocent family members (to SS) who have done nothing more than break their backs (and spirits) caring for nan.
Thankfully SS know the truth.
Not that it matters because apparently nan's dementia is in remission 
(not according to her psychiatrist.
SO FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING INTERFERING SHITE-HAWKS!
Gah.
CoolCadbury · 25/04/2013 21:53
YANBU except for wanting to say fuck off to your DC!
But I have a few fuck offs of my own:
Fuck off to the senior leadership team who have fucked off everyone by giving everyone negative feedback in their lesson observation and still except us to work our bollocks off for them.
Fuck right off to my neighbour who can't stop complaining about the smallest thing (children having fun in MY fucking garden).
Fuck off to being in constant pain.
Fuck off to the cold miserable fucking weather.
Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
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