To want to shout Fuck Off at a number of things/people...

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

Work
Specifically massive twat at work
Tiredness
Adorable small children who have contributed massively to said tiredness
Current education policy
The arsehole who blocked my car this morning

There will be more. It is this or crying, a lot.

Gosh, it's good to let it all out.

Lunatic - same relation here, mum's cousin!

TWAT!

I had a work twat a long time ago. God, I have never felt such disdain for anyone. Quite frightening.

I want to shout, 'Fuck off!' at tomorrow. I have to go to work dressed as Where's Wally. And then look like I'm enjoying being dressed as the smug, absconding stripy fucker.

I will almost certainly have to have serious conversations about work issues which arose today, while dressed as Where's Wally.

Where's Wally? I don't know where Wally is, but when he gets there he can fuck off some more.

I have never said fuck off to my DCs, but I have been known to go off to another room and vociferously flick them the Vs

One or two posters on here at the moment...

piglet

what? literally on here ?

Where's Wally? I don't know where Wally is, but when he gets there he can fuck off some more.

at Where's Wally

I'm not in need of shouty, sweary ranting today but I am going to save this thread on my watch list so that next time I need to rage I will be in good company

Yanbu

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Georgian Thank you for cheering me up at your expense.

Can I add, I have never actually told DCs to fuck off out loud

I think I would like to go to work dresed as Wally tomorrow actually. I might do it; I need something to get me through the day without screaming.

This is perfectly normal, isn't it.

I try to save it for when the DC are in bed, then just shout fuck off at DH. He's usually bemused, as to him it seems rather random, but he's used to it now. He probably prefers it to me crying a lot.

Wot looselegs said. People who don't indicate can fuck right off to the far side of fuck, and when they get there, they can fuck off some more.

I also want all of DH's work twats to fuck off - the fucking useless ones who never do any work, and the fucking selfish uncaring bastard fucker who is working DH into the ground because he's the only reliable person around.

I'd also like tomorrow to fuck off and end so I can be in Norfolk right now having a peaceful weekend by the seaside with DH and the kids.

And I'd like Gove, IDS, Cameron, Truss, Grayling, Clegg, Alexander and Osborne to fuck off as per above too.

People who don't say thankyou can FUCK OFF

Trying to picture colleagues turning up as Wally now...

And having a good laugh at the thought of work twat in a Wally costume.

I shall be watching Question Time soon, and telling people to fuck off.

Can I please add a late fuck off to all the managers whom I had the misfortune to attend a meeting with this morning who speak patronising bullshit and get excited when they can tick a box which will give us poor workers yet more bollocks to waste time on. Fuck off bastards. Thanks feel better now. BTW I can highly recommend fuck it therapy!

Oh, and I forgot to say fuck the fucking fuck off to the Parkinson's disease that is destroying my Dad.

Pointy (( twatty hugs ))

Oh, well, I'm self employed, so no work twats here...

Just a big, fat, enormous FUCK OFF to all the potential customers who make enquiries, want to have meetings, want me to do free designs for them.....and are then never heard of again. Don't even have the courtesy to email me and tell me that they've changed their minds.

You WANKERS! One day you're going to BREAK me!