To want to shout Fuck Off at a number of things/people...

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

Work
Specifically massive twat at work
Tiredness
Adorable small children who have contributed massively to said tiredness
Current education policy
The arsehole who blocked my car this morning

There will be more. It is this or crying, a lot.

I shouted 'fuck off!' out my car window earlier at a bloke who didn't indicate round a round-about. Fucking idiot. I'm still seething about it now.

Brian -

X post with Looselegs should pay attention to thread before posting
USE YOUR FUCKING INDICATORS!!

Georgian - I have to ask - why are you having to go to work tomorrow dressed as "Where's Wally"?

I did actually shout fuck off yesterday. At a cat FFS.

In my defence, the cheeky fucker from next door had crept in the back door while I was outside gardening. I was completely unaware, came inside and then it suddenly ran at me from nowhere and scared the crap out of me. So after yelling 'Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!' I shouted 'FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF' at it for good measure.

Actually it was quite cathartic?

stubborn I've got two work tears so I'm happy to share. Big twat is leaving but you can have little twat for a while.

Twats not tears!

I said a general 'fuck off' out loud when I was the last person in the office today.

Try it.

FUCK OFF, YOU STUPID PATRONISING CUNT OF A WOMAN. WHY THEY SHOULD LET YOU PRACTISE MEDICINE IN THE FIRST PLACE IS A FUCKING SHOCKER, YOU SHOULD BE TIED UP AND LEFT TO FROTH IN SOMEWHERE WHERE NOT EVEN THE LIGHT CAN GET TO YOU. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE SKIN OFF MY SHIT.

I've been in agony since last Friday night. I'd been feeling ill, shivery, feverish, huge amounts of abdominal and back pain, I'd gotten worse and worse and worse until I eventually rung out of hours and got an appointment at the local hospital. Urinary infection. Yeah right - I have them six times a year, and they're nothing like this. I get antibiotics and practically clean out the local shop of all the paracetamol and ibuprofen I can grab.

Today I rung up for an emergency Drs appointment because 1) there wouldn't have been any routine ones left and 2) because it has been six days and the pain has gotten worse, I can't keep food down and I'm barely able to get up the stairs, let alone look after a hyperactive 2-year-old.

The GP bitched me out for using an emergency appointment, told me to "just get on with it", wrote me a prescription for THE SAME ANTIBIOTICS and then made snarky passive-aggressive comments when I suggested that maybe I needed to have different antibiotics because obviously the other ones haven't worked. She then refused to give me any prescribed pain medication and told me that since she was neither a drugs mule nor "my bessie mate" that I could leave with my antibiotics or nothing at all.

I came out sobbing. DP went in and gave her a raging, all-out screaming row where even the receptionist was like "she said what?!" and then DP took me to A&E.

It's kidney stones and an infection. I'm now doped up on so many painkillers that the screen is floating. Good thing I touchtype. We've put in a serious complaint about her.

I'm about to actually fall collapse on my keyboard. Night all. That helped!

Ouuuuch.

Get well soon, Magrat.

Fuck of fucking Ofsted for putting a perfectly reasonable school in special measures. Fucking off the staff and very likely loose them good teachers.

Fuck of Offqual for messing with DD1s English GCSE

But most of all fuck off Gove for his Twatish pronouncements that give the above entitled twats free range.

DH is being a bit of a pain too, but he may respond to a hug.

Christ magrat thats awful! Get better soon and i hope some serious action is taken against twat gp, for your and others sakes.

I'd like to tell my aching hip/pubic bone/side things to fuck off and stop hurting everytime i walk - 24 weeks pg and i can barely wslk 5 mins without agony :(

Magret DH may be slightly in my bad books, but he would send you huge get well vibes. He had kidney stones as a undergrad and says they were truly truly agony.

Not helped by the fact that as a student they refreshed to give him access to decent pain killers. I guess they thought he'd sell them or something. He was not please.

MummytoKatie, I'm not entirely sure. It is 'dress up as your favourite book character' day, which has then been negated by the entire staff receiving the edict to dress like Where's Sodding Wally.

Hopefully tomorrow, while I mooch about in my half-arsed costume, someone will explain it all to me.

Ah - I love this thread. In rl I am relentlessly optimistic and not very potty-mouthed. What a wonderful release this has been!

Ooh can I join in please!

Fuck off to the alcoholic 60% proof TWAT who will one day flambé himself while spot welding
You make my night longer because you take the Piss constantly and I'm constantly waiting for you.
Buggerry shit bollocks bastarding fuckwit!

And breathe

I had a big shouty FUCK OFF YOU FUCKER moment on the zebra crossing me and DD use to get to her school just this morning.
The rice man had parked his van thing over, what is essentially a yellow pattern on the road. Me and DD edged out, along with about 22 students and started to cross. A cunting estate car, just decided to jig round us.
He got the full decibels. The police man who is supposed to ticket the cars and arrange towing told me he had his number. I am afraid he got a minor fuck off in return.
DDs costume can fuck right off too. Every week it's something. Todays is Shakespare. She is Cleopatra since the Bard didn't have the foresight to write about Zombies. Fucking fucking costume and her in appreciation of my electric cable with a chill for a tongue snake. Ingrate. she can fuck off.

Oh, and DHs school can fuck to the end of fuck as well. He gets paid on 28th of the month. Since that is Sunday, they can't be normal and pay him on the Friday, it must be the Monday.
100 ringett to last us the weekend. it will be very quiet.

onefinger - have you got a referral to Physio? ask midwife if not.

It does get better, am sat here feeding 4 week old DS and the pain is a distant (albeit miserable) memory.

good luck

BFing can fuck off. It's worse than the fucking labour! Makes me want to punch myself in the face... And my landlord is a massive twat for waiting until i have a newborn before arranging building work in our bedroom - he can fuck off too

Thank you everyone for sharing about their work TWATS. It's made me feel better that I am not alone...... :)

Fuck off to DP's work twats. You're all fucking making him work massive overtime. Sure, the cash is nice and much needed but FUCK OFF because he's so tired he came off his bike last night. FUCKERS.

FUCK OFFFFFF to the twat who suggested that DD was 'retarded' because she wouldn't perform on command. She's a 2 year old human being, not a dog. If she doesn't want to give you a high five and a kiss then I am NOT going to 'train her better.'
Fuckhead. Bah.

Patterson if you didn't actually tell that person to fuck off face to face you're a much better woman than me!

FUCK OFF to DP's work, it's not enough that he's off to work a 16 hour shift today, you also want him to be on call all night and start again at 6am for no extra money? I'm glad he told you to fuck off. And after working his arse off for you for 5 years you tell him that you've installed CCTV linked to your phone so you can watch him all the time? Get fucked you PA twats!

Ooh lovely, this does feel good.

I'm on maternity leave at the minute so I don't have to deal with work twats of which there are many

brian i mentioned it, i've to 'see how i am' in the next 3 weeks it's my own fault i underplay how flipping sore i am so i'm not a whinge all the time.

The thought of lovely snuffly newborn dd keeps me going just now :) congrats on ds i miss my boy being teeny tiny!

Sending a giant fuck off to the following:

• my temporary line manager for treating me like her personal dogs body despite my many years of experience and education.
• to the devilish molars and cold currently making DD feel like hell
• to a close friends (soon to be) exH for being a cruel bastard and gloating about his new found happiness, with her exFriend.......I want to punch him in the face so much. .
• to the house work that never seems done.
• to bitchy women who don't know how to behave professionally, really must stop day dreaming about poisoning these individuals.
• to next door whose dogs bark every time someone passes the front of the houses and who barked for an hour on and off last night.
• to the insomnia that had me up most of the night and at 5:30am this morning.

And last but not least........ To my DH (who in normal circumstances I love very much) but at the moment seems to think that constantly reminding me of the state of the house is going to help!!!!

Fuck off the lot of you - I don't have time for your shit!!!!

Oh yes and fuck off to the strange lump in my breast which is still just as painful despite a week of antibiotics and fuck off to my GP practice who will make me wait nearly two weeks for an appointment!!!

I suppose I better stop there otherwise I really will burst into tears!!!

Yea Insomnia - fuck off to.bastard barking dog next door.

My friend may have christened me Dolittle due to my animal obsession, but that dog is on my shit list. little fucker