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AIBU?

To want to shout Fuck Off at a number of things/people...

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 25/04/2013 21:03

Work
Specifically massive twat at work
Tiredness
Adorable small children who have contributed massively to said tiredness
Current education policy
The arsehole who blocked my car this morning

There will be more. It is this or crying, a lot.

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Raspberrysorbet · 26/04/2013 19:14

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SnookyPooky · 26/04/2013 19:12

I have a work twat. She came very close to a fuck off today. I don't know how I controlled myself.

SimoneDeBeaver · 26/04/2013 18:31

No work twats, thank god, but Fuck Off to the Cold up here,

and Fuck Of to the Easterly Wind, which is due back for a few weeks,

and a big Fuck Off to the twattish boy-racer who very nearly killed us all on the A9 today.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 26/04/2013 18:06

Work twat was too busy being twatty to be tackled about twattiness today. Ah well.

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LadyMaryCrawley · 26/04/2013 12:53

I wanted to shout Fuck off cats at 5am today. Whining and meowing and demanding breakfast, just when I'd got DD back down to sleep and got into bed. Stupid furry bastards. Fuck off!

But then please can you Fuck back in again at tea time, so I know you haven't been squished?

amessagetoyouYoni · 26/04/2013 10:45

I woke up this morning feeling mightily pre menstrual (period not due for 2 weeks ).

FUCK OFF...

To stupid LEA stalling important decisions on my autistic son's education, forcing me to spend hours of time and energy writing arsy emails and making stroppy phonecalls and generally putting me in a foul mood.

To B fucking T who cant seem to fix an ongoing fault on my line, despite numerous call outs.

To my neighbours, complaining about the noise my autistic child makes. Sorry. Try living with him!

Breathe.

whatamidoinghere · 26/04/2013 10:42

skippedtheripeoldmango · 26/04/2013 10:41

YANBU

Fuck off to all twats in general.

Sorry you're having a bad day.

JustGiveMeFiveMinutes · 26/04/2013 10:26

I would like to say a giant Fuck Off to a man who could really help me out with something but won't because he's an utter, utter twat. If he left his job and someone half-decent took over I'm convinced things would improve for me.

I would like to say Fuck Off to a couple of mums at school and my neighbour who is passive aggressive

Fanjita · 26/04/2013 10:21

I want to shout fuck off to most of the other drivers, especially those who can't find the secret stick aka the indicator!

meddie · 26/04/2013 10:20

OOh can I join in

A great big fuck off to the bin men who didn't take my bin this morning because even though it is on the kerb, apparently I hadn't put it far enough onto the kerb .(we have a neighbour who is in a wheelchair who walks his dog around the block so I cant put it full out on the kerb without blocking his route).
Queue some baffled looking binmen as I ran down the close dragging my wheelie bin and yelling at the top of my head that they were a bunch of fucking jobsworths and insisting they empty it. (In my defense I,m pre menstrual)

Fuck off to the postman who left a card for a parcel yesterday when I was in all day... now I have to traipse to the sorting office.

Fuck off to periods while I,m at it. You make 2 out of 4 weeks of my life bloody miserable.

And relax......

Bridgetbidet · 26/04/2013 10:15

I want to know what the work twat did?

ArbitraryUsername · 26/04/2013 10:05

Can I shout fuck off at the stag group on my train (sitting near me) who are loud and annoying and started drinking at 8.30an when they got on the train. I loathe travelling on this route on a Friday. It'll be worse on my way home this evening on the stag/hen weekend express. Maybe it's a rare being annoying fuckers moment for the individual groups but for all the people who have to put up with numerous groups every time they get the train on a Friday it is incredibly annoying. I can't imagine how much it must irritate the staff.

On the plus side, in sharing me table with a group of very polite (and attractive) foreign students. They seem perplexed by the stags.

Fenton · 26/04/2013 10:00

I've got one..

At DS's infant school he is in the very furthest classroom which to get to you have to negotiate a network of narrow paths leading to six other classrooms all obviously heavy with traffic of children and parents and some parents WHO LET THEIR PRE-SCHOOL CHILDREN SCOOT, SCOOT, SCOOT ALL OVER THE VERY TINY CROWDED PATHS!!

Fuck off with your scooting ankle scrapers.

::grumble::

grumpyinthemorning · 26/04/2013 09:53

Nothing wrong with wanting to shout fuck off at your kids, as long as you don't do it. Mine is currently screaming because he doesn't want to sit on the potty, and it's doing my head in. Is it too early for wine?

Agnesmum · 26/04/2013 09:41

Twat at my work too, stupid, condescending, boring, obnoxious, argumentative, self important person. There, got that off my chest. Feel better now.

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM · 26/04/2013 09:19

Yea Insomnia - fuck off to.bastard barking dog next door.

My friend may have christened me Dolittle due to my animal obsession, but that dog is on my shit list. little fucker

InsomniaQueen · 26/04/2013 06:36

Sending a giant fuck off to the following:

my temporary line manager for treating me like her personal dogs body despite my many years of experience and education.
to the devilish molars and cold currently making DD feel like hell
to a close friends (soon to be) exH for being a cruel bastard and gloating about his new found happiness, with her exFriend.......I want to punch him in the face so much. .
to the house work that never seems done.
to bitchy women who don't know how to behave professionally, really must stop day dreaming about poisoning these individuals.
to next door whose dogs bark every time someone passes the front of the houses and who barked for an hour on and off last night.
to the insomnia that had me up most of the night and at 5:30am this morning.

And last but not least........
To my DH (who in normal circumstances I love very much) but at the moment seems to think that constantly reminding me of the state of the house is going to help!!!!

Fuck off the lot of you - I don't have time for your shit!!!!

Oh yes and fuck off to the strange lump in my breast which is still just as painful despite a week of antibiotics and fuck off to my GP practice who will make me wait nearly two weeks for an appointment!!!

I suppose I better stop there otherwise I really will burst into tears!!!

OneFingerSjupesUpTheYoni · 26/04/2013 06:20

brian i mentioned it, i've to 'see how i am' in the next 3 weeks it's my own fault i underplay how flipping sore i am so i'm not a whinge all the time.

The thought of lovely snuffly newborn dd keeps me going just now :) congrats on ds i miss my boy being teeny tiny!

WillYouDoTheFandango · 26/04/2013 06:07

Patterson if you didn't actually tell that person to fuck off face to face you're a much better woman than me!

FUCK OFF to DP's work, it's not enough that he's off to work a 16 hour shift today, you also want him to be on call all night and start again at 6am for no extra money? I'm glad he told you to fuck off. And after working his arse off for you for 5 years you tell him that you've installed CCTV linked to your phone so you can watch him all the time? Get fucked you PA twats!

Ooh lovely, this does feel good.

I'm on maternity leave at the minute so I don't have to deal with work twats of which there are many

FanjoPaterson · 26/04/2013 05:57

Fuck off to DP's work twats. You're all fucking making him work massive overtime. Sure, the cash is nice and much needed but FUCK OFF because he's so tired he came off his bike last night. FUCKERS.

FUCK OFFFFFF to the twat who suggested that DD was 'retarded' because she wouldn't perform on command. She's a 2 year old human being, not a dog. If she doesn't want to give you a high five and a kiss then I am NOT going to 'train her better.'
Fuckhead. Bah.

Chottie · 26/04/2013 05:23

Thank you everyone for sharing about their work TWATS. It's made me feel better that I am not alone...... :)

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leniwhite · 26/04/2013 05:03

BFing can fuck off. It's worse than the fucking labour! Makes me want to punch myself in the face... And my landlord is a massive twat for waiting until i have a newborn before arranging building work in our bedroom - he can fuck off too

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM · 26/04/2013 04:40

onefinger - have you got a referral to Physio? ask midwife if not.

It does get better, am sat here feeding 4 week old DS and the pain is a distant (albeit miserable) memory.

good luck

ripsishere · 26/04/2013 03:12

Oh, and DHs school can fuck to the end of fuck as well. He gets paid on 28th of the month. Since that is Sunday, they can't be normal and pay him on the Friday, it must be the Monday.
100 ringett to last us the weekend. it will be very quiet.

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