To want to shout Fuck Off at a number of things/people...

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

Work
Specifically massive twat at work
Tiredness
Adorable small children who have contributed massively to said tiredness
Current education policy
The arsehole who blocked my car this morning

There will be more. It is this or crying, a lot.

Twat at my work too, stupid, condescending, boring, obnoxious, argumentative, self important person. There, got that off my chest. Feel better now.

Nothing wrong with wanting to shout fuck off at your kids, as long as you don't do it. Mine is currently screaming because he doesn't want to sit on the potty, and it's doing my head in. Is it too early for wine?

I've got one..

At DS's infant school he is in the very furthest classroom which to get to you have to negotiate a network of narrow paths leading to six other classrooms all obviously heavy with traffic of children and parents and some parents WHO LET THEIR PRE-SCHOOL CHILDREN SCOOT, SCOOT, SCOOT ALL OVER THE VERY TINY CROWDED PATHS!!

Fuck off with your scooting ankle scrapers.

::grumble::

Can I shout fuck off at the stag group on my train (sitting near me) who are loud and annoying and started drinking at 8.30an when they got on the train. I loathe travelling on this route on a Friday. It'll be worse on my way home this evening on the stag/hen weekend express. Maybe it's a rare being annoying fuckers moment for the individual groups but for all the people who have to put up with numerous groups every time they get the train on a Friday it is incredibly annoying. I can't imagine how much it must irritate the staff.

On the plus side, in sharing me table with a group of very polite (and attractive) foreign students. They seem perplexed by the stags.

I want to know what the work twat did?

OOh can I join in

A great big fuck off to the bin men who didn't take my bin this morning because even though it is on the kerb, apparently I hadn't put it far enough onto the kerb .(we have a neighbour who is in a wheelchair who walks his dog around the block so I cant put it full out on the kerb without blocking his route).
Queue some baffled looking binmen as I ran down the close dragging my wheelie bin and yelling at the top of my head that they were a bunch of fucking jobsworths and insisting they empty it. (In my defense I,m pre menstrual)

Fuck off to the postman who left a card for a parcel yesterday when I was in all day... now I have to traipse to the sorting office.

Fuck off to periods while I,m at it. You make 2 out of 4 weeks of my life bloody miserable.

And relax......

I want to shout fuck off to most of the other drivers, especially those who can't find the secret stick aka the indicator!

I would like to say a giant Fuck Off to a man who could really help me out with something but won't because he's an utter, utter twat. If he left his job and someone half-decent took over I'm convinced things would improve for me.

I would like to say Fuck Off to a couple of mums at school and my neighbour who is passive aggressive

YANBU

Fuck off to all twats in general.

Sorry you're having a bad day.

I woke up this morning feeling mightily pre menstrual (period not due for 2 weeks ).

FUCK OFF...

To stupid LEA stalling important decisions on my autistic son's education, forcing me to spend hours of time and energy writing arsy emails and making stroppy phonecalls and generally putting me in a foul mood.

To B fucking T who cant seem to fix an ongoing fault on my line, despite numerous call outs.

To my neighbours, complaining about the noise my autistic child makes. Sorry. Try living with him!

Breathe.

I wanted to shout Fuck off cats at 5am today. Whining and meowing and demanding breakfast, just when I'd got DD back down to sleep and got into bed. Stupid furry bastards. Fuck off!

But then please can you Fuck back in again at tea time, so I know you haven't been squished?

Work twat was too busy being twatty to be tackled about twattiness today. Ah well.

No work twats, thank god, but Fuck Off to the Cold up here,

and Fuck Of to the Easterly Wind, which is due back for a few weeks,

and a big Fuck Off to the twattish boy-racer who very nearly killed us all on the A9 today.

I have a work twat. She came very close to a fuck off today. I don't know how I controlled myself.