Eh? What the jeff does one need a floral field fresh fanjo for?

[HoneyDragon]

What the hell is that Always panty liner ad on about? Women in lift smells of springy flowered and meadows making her confident and happy to be in a lift?

AIBU to think no woman ever has avoided going in a lift because her vaginal secretions may make it smell?

Whilst I see the point of panty liners I do not see the point of a daffodil scented nether region.

Weird.

Well of anyone tried to sniff my fanjo in a lift, they wouldn't leave the lift alive.

I run a cloth dipped in fabric softener lightly over the area, and let my body heat gently suffuse the fragrance. I learned that on mumsnet .

The tenna lady in red has a massive arse.

Along the same lines, if anyone gets the connection between washing your hair and thrush, (as per the Canestan ad) perhaps they could let me know as I'm mystified !

Well exactly Honey. I mean, I don't personally get that close to people full stop antisocial.

Let alone close enough for them to sniff me draws

Dunno - does overuse of 'blue-loo' count?

[Runs away]

fengirl - surely it's because all women do all day is wash their hair, get in lifts, shop/lunch with girlfriends etc?

They have to show us fickle girls using the product in connection with our daily activities or we just can't imagine ourselves using it.

Personally I never even considered buying sanitary towels until I was rollerblading down the promanade one day...

I have been using scented loo roll and now have an itchy foof :(

Well I didn't want to brag about getting one of those dysons in the product trial but.... it being wireless is a wonderful thing :o

Thanks for this thread ladies. Laughing so much I need to find an inhaler now and DH wants to know what's so funny. Should I tell him?

I use freshly mown grass as it's also environmentally friendly.
and it tickles my fancy

It make me laugh to think that women are more likely to smell offensive - has no-one been in a CEX store recently..

I do like to air mine on the washing line.
You can't beat that fresh air feeling!

MrsEdinburgh What do you air on the line? Do you peg your Yoni?

Moonlight

glam it up with some glitter hair spray for a 70s/80s look.

and we all want to be fragrant for brian :)

Mrs may I suggest lying on the grass naked - same result but less peggage?

Flowery yonis are nothing new. Its the 1950s. Friends sit drinking gin tea in front room on Friday afternoon. Husband of hostess walks up garden path carrying flowers.
'oh no,' says she. 'He has brought flowers, he will want me on my back all weekend!'
'My dear,' says her friend, 'why don't you get a vase?'

That solves the puzzle of what Terry had in his pants!
Airwick

I pack mine with charcoal dog biscuits to absorb any trace of my natural womanly musk.

At last, flowery scented pantyliners! Saves me having to fart to cover up my fanjo whiff next time I use the lift.

Just Fabreez the Foof.

Fabreeze your foof. No that's a slogan.

Do you think they'll have adverts getting people to sniff one sprayed 7 days ago to admire its freshness?

I'm going to design a lemon-scented cockring so men can hide their stinky eau-de-ballbag smell.