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Original poster

Eh? What the jeff does one need a floral field fresh fanjo for?

98 replies

HoneyDragon · 16/04/2013 21:38

What the hell is that Always panty liner ad on about? Women in lift smells of springy flowered and meadows making her confident and happy to be in a lift? Confused

AIBU to think no woman ever has avoided going in a lift because her vaginal secretions may make it smell?

Whilst I see the point of panty liners I do not see the point of a daffodil scented nether region.

Weird.

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Pandemoniaa · 16/04/2013 23:34

Well in case someone wants to tiptoe through the tulips

MartyrStewart · 16/04/2013 23:37

There is no 'O' in country fresh in this house.

SilveryMoon · 16/04/2013 23:39

There I was thinking all these women I see taking the stairs is them trying to be fit and active but now I know it's all about wiffy fanny

Buzzardbird · 16/04/2013 23:54

Eeeew stench trench!

BobblyGussets · 16/04/2013 23:57

Grin at Martyr, giz a spray of your cuntry fresh.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 16/04/2013 23:58

What the jeff does one need a floral field fresh fanjo for?
Grazing cattle? Confused Grin

DameFanny · 17/04/2013 00:16

ROAR at fallen Grin

Machli · 17/04/2013 01:01

I had to trim mine today ready for hols next week. A machete wouldn't have gone a miss, it's been a while...................

kickassangel · 17/04/2013 01:16

As someone who lives in the US, I have never heard of such a thing.

But I will pay more attention next time I'm buying. Perhaps they're a behind the counter thing. Shall I ask at the pharmacy?

MissFredi · 17/04/2013 01:27

"We need more lemon pledge...no, no, you buy...you buy..." Comes to mind. Wink

ripsishere · 17/04/2013 01:39

They are here in Malaysia too. DD is almost 12 and has gopping discharge. She has made holes in the gussets of her knickers from scratching/scooping it out.
She tends to wear a drip tray daily. Last week we were in the supermarket, she got a packet and I made her take them back. They were fragrenced. She is convinced that a fragrent foof will make all the difference to her social life.

ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 17/04/2013 06:32

seen this?

ripsishere · 17/04/2013 07:18

or this

ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 17/04/2013 07:21

yuk. That's even worse!

Original poster
HoneyDragon · 17/04/2013 07:30

Can I just point out that I am NOT Honey21, and have no interest in tightening any of your foofs.
Thankyou.

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ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 17/04/2013 07:42

Well of course you would say that...

bettycocker · 17/04/2013 07:59

It sounds like a recipe for thrush if you ask me? Are they bringing out scented jockstraps for men, so people can't smell their sweaty sacks?

What's wrong with a bit of febreeze?

LaMaga · 17/04/2013 15:21

Febreeze

SneakyBiscuitEater · 17/04/2013 15:30

Just use a pack of extra strong mints, insert the lot for minty freshness with added tingle.

Goldmandra · 17/04/2013 16:57

Just use a pack of extra strong mints, insert the lot for minty freshness with added tingle.

YOOOUUCCHH!!! Shock

BobblyGussets · 17/04/2013 17:08

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger, stick them up your cunt and they last a bit longerrrrrr......

Original poster
HoneyDragon · 17/04/2013 18:40

Bobbly

Grin. I'll never sing the original again now Grin

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badbride · 17/04/2013 18:50

If I strap an Always "fresh" pad to the dog's backside, will it make his wretch-inducing flatulence smell nicer?

Always. Have a happy fart Grin

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