Eh? What the jeff does one need a floral field fresh fanjo for?

[HoneyDragon]

What the hell is that Always panty liner ad on about? Women in lift smells of springy flowered and meadows making her confident and happy to be in a lift?

AIBU to think no woman ever has avoided going in a lift because her vaginal secretions may make it smell?

Whilst I see the point of panty liners I do not see the point of a daffodil scented nether region.

Weird.

I think I prefer A&E an unscented fanjo.

The way some people go on, you'd think it was a medical emergency!

You don't need all that rubbish.

A daily handstand in the shower and you should be good to go.

I had awful thrush last week which I can only blame on fucking Always and the slightly different ones I had to buy in Val d'Europe France because I came on early and only had 1 normal emergency pad with me.

In fact I had to buy 2 packets. Oh no not because I needed them, but because dt1 insisted on carrying the bag in which packet number 1 was situated, and since we were at the wrong end of the shopping centre, bounced/ran/fell/walked the whole length of the bloody place, only for her to give me a fucking empty carrier bag.
So yes, I had to walk all the way back to the pharmacy (it was Easter Saturday so the queues in the supermarket were horrific) to buy another fucking pack.
And then they gave me thrush.
Bastards

I use a dangly car air fresher. I hang it on my clit.

How about a bikini wax using a scented candle? Might that work?

Mine is naturally clitrus fruit scented

Eh? What the jeff does one need a floral field fresh fanjo for?

Well in case someone wants to tiptoe through the tulips.

Obviously.

What we really need here is scented mooncups.

Pot pourri is the answer.

::Sings::
Do the Shake N Vag to put the freshness back
Do the Shake N Vag to put the freshness back
When the room smells fresh so do you
next time you vacuum you know what to do.......

Suddenly that advert makes more sense.

Or pant pourri

'Shake an vag' ahahaharkh

Shake n vag vac

It puts the freshness back

Bugger x post

Aposttropheuse

Couldn't you just put a fresh, hand-picked posy in the mooncup each time you change it?

Sweet pea scented in the morning and more fish bake by evening.

I like Cillit Bang

Or a pomander?

sidge :o

Clit bang, surely?

And strangely the term 'Lady Garden' came way before floral scented pantyliners...

I don't get it at all though. I mean - if you're getting your knickers close enough for someone to sniff you're probably past the point of shyness when it comes to the smell?

Those sort of things make me end up with eau de thrush.

Charlie

How close to you get to people in lifts exactly?

I wipe my two lips with tulips before entering a lift - sometimes during, if needs must.