To Call Liz Jones a Self Obsessed Entitled ****

[Chockyeggpants]

Apparently she DELIBERATELY parks in disabled spaces.
Being childless is a disability.
Oh and deafness prevents her from walking....

Fair point shakey what about liz though?

She's a cunt

Have to say yes, agree with Shakey. She does come across as a lovely and fun person. If I had the chance to do her job, at tiny percentage of her salary I'd be right there. Ensuring the livelihood of me brood.

While we may not be the biggest Liz Jones fans, we think the thread title was beyond the pale and have edited it now

Farts, I didn't expect that. BURN HER FECKIN HOLDEN WITCH! AAAAAEEEEE

She's a cock. The sort of person I'd be tempted to launch an egg at if I saw here in public.

Aha, getting all confused, thought Shakey meant A Holden was suddenly a cunt but meant Liz. Shitty bollocks, must keep up. Ahem, BURN HER FECKIN Jonesy WItch! AaEEE . I do,apologise.

Baaaaaaa. Baaaa.

I don't have an opinion on AH, nor do I care about when she chooses to return to work.

However Jiz Loans is a vile creature - who may troll for a living but still should be responsible for the shite she peddles.

One day life and karma will catch up with her. Let's only hope that there is a DM photographer waiting to catch it all

I socialise Hearing Dog puppies and was furious to see her story of passing her collie dog off as a hearing dog. I have reported this to Hearing Gogs HQ. I used to think she was a persona and took no notice of her, but now I'm not too sure.

PRESUMABLY Ponyo is bleating because she thinks we are sheep.

How could there be another opinion though? She is dreadful.

DOGS, not gogs!

Zactly, Reindeer! karma. Liz, perhaps will return as a Daddy long lies. Poor creature but you reap what you sow. You, with your prada, pencil straight skirt, teamed with a Blugh, Blugh, Blugh, and recently waxed ( retcH)
! Had a we bom.

No doubt there'll be big bonuses for Daily Mail/Femail writers from Lord Dacre. In fact he's probably looking at the stats for the DM website right now and ordering more goady articles to be written so that people here can post links to increase their page views (and advertising revenue) even more...

How depressing.

Nooooo, Hester! Not calling you sheep. Calling myself a big old sheep as I agreed with Shakey being okay with the Amanda butI jumped on bag wagon when I thought she was calling La Holden a lady front bum. sorry if I came across that I was Calling you all sheep.I am the shameful, old mutton.

Oh I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sorry!

Thank you. Oo I must watch what I'm reading and messaging. Perhaps It's time I bid Adiue, Adiue to yu and yu and yu. Cheers to HesterShaw, my BAD. WHat a terrible phrase, I mean my fault! Toodles.

Er, ok.

Thanks Mumsnet for censoring my chosen title for my OP.
I object and I want it changing back please.

When CatherineMN said they'd editted the title to make it more palatable, I assumed she meant:

To Call * * * * * * * * a Self Obsessed Entitled Cunt

I think MN could do without the negative publicity, tbh, after Holden was shouting her mouth off, and given that this thread is on page one of a Liz Jones Google search.

at cumfy

I kind of feel sorry for her really (although never reading the DM might help with that, I'm going on what she wrote for ?Marie-Claire? years ago)

On paper, she's been so successful in life and had a great career, but she's clearly not happy. She's tried so hard to be thin and beautiful, and now she's getting older and older.
And she's just so full of bitterness and bile. And she married a bloke who was a bit of a cock, and she hates kids but she wanted kids... it's all very fucked up.

wtf is the ''land of the left foot'' Emmon?