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DDNS - BE AWARE GUYS

187 replies

cozietoesie · 30/03/2013 21:32

There seems to be a DDNS around. MNHQ- stop the coffee.

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usualsuspect · 31/03/2013 23:46

Has the cellar got a bar? I may need alcohol to get me through the night.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 31/03/2013 23:50

Closer...closer... DDNS draws ever closer. Dig your fingernails into the boards, my angels, the storm howls. Ignore the rabbit with the cape, he is not of our concern. Yet when the cask shall break...

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 31/03/2013 23:52

It is broken! He is here!

HE IS HERE!

usualsuspect · 01/04/2013 00:00
sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 01/04/2013 00:02

The howling hurricane is upon us, yet the elm speaketh not. Throw an acorn into the cakestand, it may yet save you. Oh! Oh! The dryad is comb

KatieScarlett2833 · 01/04/2013 00:10

Mm mum mmmmmmmm
( tied up and gagged in sadeyedladys dungeon)
Grin

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 01/04/2013 00:12

She breathes

SadOldGit · 01/04/2013 10:08

am I safe - I never made it to the cellar?

usualsuspect · 01/04/2013 10:36

Is Katie still in the cellar?

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 01/04/2013 22:46

Katie. Katie. Yes, I remember Katie. She is safe from further harm now. DDNS cannot hurt her ever again

But see! The offside rule will render all badgers useless. Then where shall we sleep tonight? Perhaps under the horsemen when they eat their own. And yet the cleaved oak tree hath carved the special leek.

The shadow. The shadow. It is coming again. Hear you the ghostly tapping on the window?

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 01/04/2013 22:47

Tap tap. Tap tap.

KatieScarlett2833 · 02/04/2013 16:00

Why is my head sore? And where is my nuns habit??? And WHO is Roger?????

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