DDNS - BE AWARE GUYS

[cozietoesie]

There seems to be a DDNS around. MNHQ- stop the coffee.

As others have said, it's a DDOS. They happen from time to time. But at least a DDOS can be casually dropped into a conversation by pronouncing it as "Dee-Doss", even when drunk. Glod knows how I'd say DDNS after a several of vino.

In other news, I somehow managed to download a toolbar hijacker called Mixi.DJ. That gave me nightmares of rabid rabbits in control of a wedding reception music.

Also, you are all amateurs with your tin foil hats

I have standards, what can I say!

My main problem is that I can't carry DS and the iPad at the same time, deciding between the two is going to be tricky.

Have they got to you Valpollicella?

I'm running out of foil Val. It's this or nothing I'm afraid

Paper back? I'm blaming panic or red wine.

Binky I'm up for swapping, I have red wine and a rolo Easter egg?

I'm also interested in finding out more about your glod who knows everything al? He may be able to help if MNHQ are too pissed to care?

Is it safe to go to sleep? Should I kip with a crucifix and and wodge of garlic under the pillow?

Dearie...you know the rules

worra

I have decided to go with the full body armour and hope they come for me in the 'lost' hour when we transfer to BST. Cunning huh? I think so!

Worra, thats fab! Will stop any probes...don't know why they don't come as standard with the hat...? Surely protecting the two most vulnerable 'areas' goes hand in hand

I don't know Dearie, I'm starting to think spending the evening with Aliens might be a fair alternative to MN tonight?

Val it also comes in crotchless...should a good probing not go amiss on a Saturday night.

I'm sure you can make your own alterations...

Sorry I went to bed. Everyone still in one piece?

It comes...it comes...turn your face from the light my dearie...the blue flower shall grow and so shall the oak tree. Look not into the soul of the DDNS for only will it reflect what is in your heart.

Found it!!!

yay - snap

Shit saddeyedlady left another message and I missed it ( looks around fearfully and dons tinfoil hat )

See very odd this weekend

What happened to the other thread? Did sadeyedlady get it?

This thread makes more sense than that one.

Baaaaaaaa

Bleat

Look, look, closer, yea, closer, yes, the feather it bends but does not crack the ripples. The DDNS shines brightly tonight. Hasten ye home and clutch to thee one brown egg.

I have saved all the foil from my childrens 60 easter eggs.

I'm safe.