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DDNS - BE AWARE GUYS

187 replies

cozietoesie · 30/03/2013 21:32

There seems to be a DDNS around. MNHQ- stop the coffee.

OP posts:
LineRunner · 30/03/2013 22:24

I put one of my cats in my OFRS but it didn't work out in the long term.

KatieScarlett2833 · 30/03/2013 22:24

Get you and your Mickey Mouse backpack, Randall, you raging name-dropper !
( lifts ASDA poly bag and chucks in fags)

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 30/03/2013 22:26

And now the tinned tomato arises. He rejects the DDNS, yet embraces the Martin O'Neill. The tomato can only be sad.

DDNS is turning itself towards other shit.

OhDearieDearieMe · 30/03/2013 22:26

Whatever you do................

Don't!

WorraLiberty · 30/03/2013 22:26

Is it wrong that I imagine Tech to look like this?

Valpollicella · 30/03/2013 22:26

Oh my fucking word...that poor cat!

I'll have the bowler style thanks. Although something more fash here

D'ya reckon you could stretch to that?

WorraLiberty · 30/03/2013 22:27

I'll give it a go Val

But might have to resort to cling film

PoppyWearer · 30/03/2013 22:28
LineRunner · 30/03/2013 22:29

Martin O'Neill

AKA Sweet Marie who waits for me?

(It gives him the rage, that does)

FarelyKnuts · 30/03/2013 22:31

Only thing I can think of is Dissociative Disorder Not otherwise Specified?
:o

Bluelightsandsirens · 30/03/2013 22:31

If it is the end then surely we must eat all of the Easter eggs now?

Shit chocolate and red wine don't go SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO

WorraLiberty · 30/03/2013 22:32

Hand it over to me Bluelights

I'll make it go

Lueji · 30/03/2013 22:33

I'm not sure a hat will be enough...

WorraLiberty · 30/03/2013 22:33

Oh and good thinking re breathing into your paper back.

If you breathed into your kindle at a time like this, it could blow us all up.

Lueji · 30/03/2013 22:34
usualsuspect · 30/03/2013 22:34

this is the new seasons tin foil hats

WorraLiberty · 30/03/2013 22:34

You're right Lueji

We'll also need that cannabis plant growing out of your head.

WorraLiberty · 30/03/2013 22:35

A tinfoil hat complete with side bollocks usual? Grin

How very you

Lueji · 30/03/2013 22:35

That may help indeed.
They'll never see it coming.

usualsuspect · 30/03/2013 22:35

Has OP been seen again?

MurderOfGoths · 30/03/2013 22:36

Oh dearie dearie, don't you mean, Don't..

Valpollicella · 30/03/2013 22:36

mwahahaha [[https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=foil+suit&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=uWhXUbWEKaq50QXc2oH4CA&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=705#hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=tin+foil+suit&oq=tin+foil+suit&gs_l=img.3..0.8567.9172.0.9712.4.4.0.0.0.0.56.159.4.4.0...0.0...1c.1.7.img.hdYtUed7DhQ&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44442042,d.d2k&fp=4815babfc953635f&biw=1366&bih=705&imgrc=kdwEjtcu5FCnLM%3A%3BGkugLd5hbQYIAM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.pwnage.ro%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2009%252F11%252Ftinfoil-costume-fail.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.cercledesguildes.net%252Ft4690p15-gn-fail-cosplay-fail%3B375%3B500 lets go the whole way Lueji Grin

Binkyridesagain · 30/03/2013 22:36

I've a 60m roll of foil that I'm willing to swap for chocolate and wine.

Valpollicella · 30/03/2013 22:36

ARSE

here

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