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DDNS - BE AWARE GUYS

187 replies

cozietoesie · 30/03/2013 21:32

There seems to be a DDNS around. MNHQ- stop the coffee.

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MurderOfGoths · 30/03/2013 22:09

What on earth are you on about OP??

Distributed Denial of Service is DDOS and wouldn't mean changing any passwords, also, we'd probably notice it.

DDNS (Dynamic DNS) is just about dynamic IP addresses and would also have sod all to do with passwords.

So, erm, back to your OP, there are a lot of DDNS around. It's not exactly concerning. Panicking that there are dynamic IPs really?

usualsuspect · 30/03/2013 22:12

Sadeyes story is scaring me more than the DDNSs.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 30/03/2013 22:13

KatieScarlett Tis ok, you see it too. The mulberry bush will depart with no victims.

The DDNS shall passeth over our heads.

MurderOfGoths · 30/03/2013 22:14

Does anyone have some drugs that make this thread seem logical?

ChaosTrulyReigns · 30/03/2013 22:14

USUALLLLLLLL where'd yow come from?

And no bollox! [impuressed]

KatieScarlett2833 · 30/03/2013 22:14

Aaaarrregggggghhhhh
It bit me!!!!!

ChaosTrulyReigns · 30/03/2013 22:15

Yup, MurGo, I have M&S choc raspberries, they're so bleurgh, they'll spliff you off.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 30/03/2013 22:16

usual your eyes have seen the coming of the rhubarb. Remain still. When the DDNS reveals itself, all shall be well in the new kingdom. We will evade the DDNS.

AllYoursBabooshka · 30/03/2013 22:16

Witch! Burn her!

usualsuspect · 30/03/2013 22:16

I never flounced, I just had a break, Chaos. Grin

I'm not sure I made the right decision to come back what with the DDNSs coming for us.

MurderOfGoths · 30/03/2013 22:16

lol, just say no to choc raspberries?

LineRunner · 30/03/2013 22:17

The Emperor Commode bit his own bum. True historical fact.

Lueji · 30/03/2013 22:17

Maybe it was attack of the acronyms.

Looks discretely to both sides and assumes Krav Maga defence/attack position.

WorraLiberty · 30/03/2013 22:18

They're coming to get me, aren't they? [busad]

Lueji · 30/03/2013 22:18

Maybe it was meant as the comodo dragon.
Not sure I'd want one around when going, though...

KatieScarlett2833 · 30/03/2013 22:19

Yesssss Worrrrrraaaaaaaa

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 30/03/2013 22:19

Your lack of faith is disturbing Babooshka But the muntjac will still leap. Yea, also will the DDNS adore pavlova.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 30/03/2013 22:20

Naice to see you back then, ya flake!

Major public serbice announcement in the pipeline, MurGo. Wink

Valpollicella · 30/03/2013 22:20

DDOS would mean we wouldn't be posting Grin

Worra, make us a hat while you'r at it. I've no tin foil left

RandallPinkFloyd · 30/03/2013 22:21

Do I need my tin foil hat?

I feel woefully underprepared. My OFRS is a Mickey Mouse back pack and all it has in it so far is a mars bar and a pair of flat shoes.

RandallPinkFloyd · 30/03/2013 22:22

X-post val Grin

Valpollicella · 30/03/2013 22:22
Grin
usualsuspect · 30/03/2013 22:22

I've sorted the cat out

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 30/03/2013 22:23

Wait, wait... I hear small cries...the DDNS is coming...adorn yourself with the leaves and fruit the DDNS requires. Bow down, down...the spirit is amongst us.

AllYoursBabooshka · 30/03/2013 22:23

No tin foil here either. [busad]

I have zip lock sandwich bags but they don't fit over my head... Baking parchment?