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DDNS - BE AWARE GUYS

187 replies

cozietoesie · 30/03/2013 21:32

There seems to be a DDNS around. MNHQ- stop the coffee.

OP posts:
sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 30/03/2013 21:51

DDNS

I am so aware I need another glass of wine.

Oh fuck, I totally raided the OFRS last week and it's the Easter weekend so no shops will be open.

DDNS you bastards

AllYoursBabooshka · 30/03/2013 21:51

And who the flippity fuck is comodo?!

My mind...

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2013 21:51

ROAR usual

AWimbaWay · 30/03/2013 21:51

DDOS, not DDNS

www.webopedia.com/TERM/D/DDoS_attack.html

AllYoursBabooshka · 30/03/2013 21:52

Dat's what I said!

Salmotrutta · 30/03/2013 21:53

Commodo was that there Roman Emperor on Gladiator.

Or was it Commodus?

MammaTJ · 30/03/2013 21:54

Upgrade your security on your computer maybe?

Tee2072 · 30/03/2013 21:54

Your passwords have nothing to do with a DDOS.

Perhaps it's time for bed?

Salmotrutta · 30/03/2013 21:54

Aww, don't be going all sensible now Mamma.

I need the fun.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 30/03/2013 21:55

Oh my tomatoes! The leaf, it is growing. And the eyes, the eyes...they watch. They waaaatch my pretty little ones. Now is the time for the graveyard to sink, yes, sink, sink, sink, AHAHAHAHA, in the paint tin is our beginning, yes, the paint tin.

DDNS...is coming for yooooooo.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2013 21:55

well yes, I'm with Tee here, cos she knows her onions, techy-wise

I mean, she even does ::this:: with the comma thingies, that wot PROPER techies do

Salmotrutta · 30/03/2013 21:56

Steady on!

GobTheGoblin · 30/03/2013 21:56

What?

AWimbaWay · 30/03/2013 21:57

Sorry AllYoursBabooshka, must admit to not actually reading any of the thread, was just passing time waiting for my bath to run Smile.

Kleptronic · 30/03/2013 21:58

Heh sadeyed that should win a competition.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 30/03/2013 21:58

Take the unicorns tail, it will guide thee, like a mushroom sprite through the tree.

DDNS...is watching yooooo.

AllYoursBabooshka · 30/03/2013 22:01

[bugrin] Wimba, I was joking.

I want a bath now.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 30/03/2013 22:02

Stroke mine hair. Doth it please you? DDNS wilt please thou more. Caress it but once for an hour, then circle it widdershins.

AllYoursBabooshka · 30/03/2013 22:03

Why are you trying to scare people cozietoesie?

Are you plotting something?

usualsuspect · 30/03/2013 22:04

Yes the bath sounds like a safe bet,I heard they don't like water. Or is that gremlins?

I'm always getting my gremlins and my DDNSs mixed up.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 30/03/2013 22:04

The raspberries do but encircle DDNS. They embrace and they encompass.

kim147 · 30/03/2013 22:06

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usualsuspect · 30/03/2013 22:07

Maybe MNHQ have had enough of us?

KatieScarlett2833 · 30/03/2013 22:08

Anyone else crapping themselves over saddeyed lady's story?
Just me then Confused

RandallPinkFloyd · 30/03/2013 22:09

Don't get it, the again I'm not very bright so it's no surprising.

Tee?