To think that people who use the term Hollibobs

[GogoGobo]

For holiday are twats?

Oh God! Om nom nom-ers are definitely twats. Soz aldiwhore!

Frankly the local Asda is like the inner circle of hell I need an ASBO after being in there for more than 5 mins.

Oh and 'It's hot as.........' or 'good as...'

what? you fucking moron, ran out of vocabulary have you?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh.

Nothing else for it, am gonna have to drink that whole bockle of Baileys in my cupboard.

YANBU

Then l might have to go to hospickle.

To be treated for suspected Twatticitus.

hubster??

Dear god.

I once went out on a date with a bloke who at some point in the evening described himself as a 'fun-ster'. I snorted into my dinner, and left without arranging a second date.

Maccy D's. Picked this up from the posh girls at university. Have to stop myself saying it even now.

Dotty P's.

I say Hollibobs [bublush]

Nope, MaccyDs has to be called, The golden arches. Tiz the law!

I hate nomnomnom, do you make that noise when you eat?

But I am my dog and cat's mummy, adoptive maybe, but still.
When I talk to my dog I say 'who's mummy's boy' because he's mummy's boy, he is [bublush]

Let's talk about what people call their remote controls, things like 'plinker'...

Can't bear 'cwtch' either, and I'm Welsh.

I can beat all of you hands down. HANDS DOWN I SAY!

DH calls the dog .............wait for it..............

"Diggly Doggly Biggly Boggly"

I absolutely AM going to kill him - it's just a matter of how. All ideas welcome.

DH once described himself as a rufty tufty builder. I did point out that no one really rufty tufty would describe themselves as rufty tufty.

*Let's talk about what people call their remote controls, things like 'plinker'..."

NO... LET'S NOT!

[bugrin]

Dooberries (remote).

This may out me, but my wider circle of friends calls it a 'moke', pronounced 'maawk' in the local accent. This is because a well known local lad grew up thining it was called a mokontrol [bugrin]

Cuppy? What the actual fuck?
Can I add 'Glasto' ..as in, yah, I've got my hunter wellies ready for Glasto (going there on their fucking holibobs no doubt)

I call my dog my snugglebuggleboy and alfiewalfiewoodlewoo Dearie.
I think you're Dh sounds like a very caring pet owner [bugrin]

ohdearie is your husband the French teacher from peppa pig?

Fil says tinternet.

tintYnet is even worse.

Cannot abide people saying....

My bad (that's the most annoying)

Amaze balls

Totes (as in totally)

The wee man / wee woman when referring to dc

sudaname my DP says 'break of the fast' too, bloody annoying. Also 'i'm going to ablute' instead of going to have a wash.

The wee man is quite an old Scottish phrase for little boys though, it's been around for ever.
I've never heard wee woman though.

Seeker that is brilliant. I love Adam Buxton. I'd go on hollibobs with him any day (oh god, I'm going to start actually using it now)