To think that people who use the term Hollibobs

[GogoGobo]

For holiday are twats?

[Goodadvice1980]

I'm having a lovely day unfriending twats who seem to want to announce every part of their fecking holiday;

On our way to the airport (great, handy for burglars to know!)
Oooh at the check-in desk
At the duty free, naughty me
Having lunch at the airport
At the departure gate, sooooo excited
On the plane

Then,

Arrive at , ooh so excited!

For fecks sake, can't people go away for a few days without announcing every detail??

[Bumperlicious]

" love you lots like jelly tots"

[AmIthatWintry]

Shockers The only way that could have been worse would have been if it had been a "cosy" bed

Cosy!!!!!

[ComposHat]

" love you lots like jelly tots"

That just sounds like a paedophile's chat up line. Possibly used on their hollibobs to Thailand.

[vladthedisorganised]

Anyone mentioned "my 'puter" yet? I really want to throttle people who say that.

I think DD has cottoned on to the fact that 'yummy yummy in my tummy' makes me snarl, as she keeps saying it with an evil expression on her face.

Hollibobs/ ickle man/ stinky poo/ totes amazeballs... Actually, anything that looks right followed by multiple exclamation marks is not looking good in the vlad house.

"I quite like that!!!!" vs "that's totes amazeballs!!!!!" - see what I mean?

[WorraLiberty]

I used to work for a David Brent type character and whenever you did something good, he'd say...

"Far out brussel sprout!"

I could barely bring myself to type that

[vladthedisorganised]

Oh my good God worra...

[Pan]

'puter user here! < I seem to sin more than sinned against on this thread>

brussel sprout. jeez.

[MrRected]

I too call my dog "diggle doggle biggle boggle"

I'll get my coat.

[MrRected]

Fur babies is barftastic!!

I have never heard of hollibobs - only holibags (nearly as bad)

[xigris]

Over Easter a friend of mine posted a photo of her lunch with the teeth-itchingly, eye bleedingly, caption "nom nom! Yummy din dins". Words failed me and I had to go and lie down for a while.

[GogoGobo]

mrrected there is a certain irony that you are using barftastic!! to describe your annoyance at the phrase fur babies........

[SocialGrace]

I like, and say, quite a few of these; and am planning to steal niblings henceforth.

[shockers]

{grin]

[shockers]

Or even !

I wish I could show fb friend how well her status updates were received her... she would 'whoop whoop' with joy!

[shockers]

"here!

am slightly pissed (it's the holibobs, don't judge me!)

[xigris]

She'd probably ROFL

[shockers]

Oh no... she never ROFL, she L'H'FAO...

I actually like her, but her fb post make me squirm a bit.

[MrRected]

GogoGobo - that was the point

[ChairmanWow]

Anyone who announces that it's Friday on FB like it's some kind of massive surprise: No more workies, it's Friday!!!! Whoop whoop! You've mastered the days of the week. Have a fucking medal. Twat.

People who call breasts 'chesticles'. First against the wall for me.

[xigris]

On the subject, anyone who says things like "Happy Wednesday, people!" (Have had a few of those from fb friends) needs a slap too

[Creamtea1]

" love you lots like jelly tots"

That just sounds like a paedophile's chat up line. Possibly used on their hollibobs to Thailand.

exactly that

[ThreadWorms]

Has anyone said 'lush' yet? As in 'just had a lush session at the spa', 'that dinner was lush', 'those shoes are lush'. Lush is only to be used when describing a lawn or field.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Mmmm - on my holibobs, it's wine o'clock, ickle men all tucked up in cosy beds and hubster made me lush omelette for tea - nomnomnom. Gawjus - luffs him lots like jelly tots.



Do I win the thread?

[DisorganisednotDysfunctional]

OMG, have never heard of most of these before. Sorry I clicked. Going off to have supperkins.