To think that people who use the term Hollibobs

[GogoGobo]

For holiday are twats?

I'm having a lovely day unfriending twats who seem to want to announce every part of their fecking holiday;

On our way to the airport (great, handy for burglars to know!)
Oooh at the check-in desk
At the duty free, naughty me
Having lunch at the airport
At the departure gate, sooooo excited
On the plane

Then,

Arrive at , ooh so excited!

For fecks sake, can't people go away for a few days without announcing every detail??

" love you lots like jelly tots"

Shockers The only way that could have been worse would have been if it had been a "cosy" bed

Cosy!!!!!

" love you lots like jelly tots"

That just sounds like a paedophile's chat up line. Possibly used on their hollibobs to Thailand.

Anyone mentioned "my 'puter" yet? I really want to throttle people who say that.

I think DD has cottoned on to the fact that 'yummy yummy in my tummy' makes me snarl, as she keeps saying it with an evil expression on her face.

Hollibobs/ ickle man/ stinky poo/ totes amazeballs... Actually, anything that looks right followed by multiple exclamation marks is not looking good in the vlad house.

"I quite like that!!!!" vs "that's totes amazeballs!!!!!" - see what I mean?

I used to work for a David Brent type character and whenever you did something good, he'd say...

"Far out brussel sprout!"

I could barely bring myself to type that

Oh my good God worra...

'puter user here! < I seem to sin more than sinned against on this thread>

brussel sprout. jeez.

I too call my dog "diggle doggle biggle boggle"

I'll get my coat.

Fur babies is barftastic!!

I have never heard of hollibobs - only holibags (nearly as bad)

Over Easter a friend of mine posted a photo of her lunch with the teeth-itchingly, eye bleedingly, caption "nom nom! Yummy din dins". Words failed me and I had to go and lie down for a while.

mrrected there is a certain irony that you are using barftastic!! to describe your annoyance at the phrase fur babies........

I like, and say, quite a few of these; and am planning to steal niblings henceforth.

{grin]

Or even !

I wish I could show fb friend how well her status updates were received her... she would 'whoop whoop' with joy!

"here!

am slightly pissed (it's the holibobs, don't judge me!)

She'd probably ROFL

Oh no... she never ROFL, she L'H'FAO...

I actually like her, but her fb post make me squirm a bit.

GogoGobo - that was the point

Anyone who announces that it's Friday on FB like it's some kind of massive surprise: No more workies, it's Friday!!!! Whoop whoop! You've mastered the days of the week. Have a fucking medal. Twat.

People who call breasts 'chesticles'. First against the wall for me.

On the subject, anyone who says things like "Happy Wednesday, people!" (Have had a few of those from fb friends) needs a slap too

" love you lots like jelly tots"

That just sounds like a paedophile's chat up line. Possibly used on their hollibobs to Thailand.

exactly that

Has anyone said 'lush' yet? As in 'just had a lush session at the spa', 'that dinner was lush', 'those shoes are lush'. Lush is only to be used when describing a lawn or field.

Mmmm - on my holibobs, it's wine o'clock, ickle men all tucked up in cosy beds and hubster made me lush omelette for tea - nomnomnom. Gawjus - luffs him lots like jelly tots.

Do I win the thread?

OMG, have never heard of most of these before. Sorry I clicked. Going off to have supperkins.