To think that people who use the term Hollibobs

[GogoGobo]

For holiday are twats?

Problem is we realised we like the Glasto song so much because we recognise ourselves.........

I get so excited before a holiday I sing 'Hooray, hooray it's a holi holi day' up to going to the airport (Boney M I think) and annoy the fuck out of people,

I've not heard Hollibobs, I've heard Hollibags though. Just as annoying.

I Hate 'chillaxing' and Epic! As in 'omg so looking forward to my Hollibags with my hubster and totes amazeball kids, it's gonna be epic!!'

I absolutely AM going to kill him - it's just a matter of how. All ideas welcome.

Dearie can I suggest you make a small incision in the back of his head. Insert fingers and rummage around until you feel the back of his eyeballs. Once located, give them a good hard tug (place your heel in the small of his back if necessary)...pulling the eyeballs out of the hole.

Once you have them in your hand, shove them up both of his nostrils until he is unable to breath - not forgetting to tape his mouth firmly shut.

Should he manage to expel his eyeballs from his nostrils, retrieve them from the other side of the room and insert them into the hole in his penis.

Shove his penis up his arse and then... and only then will he be able to see how full of shit he is.

"Diggly Doggly Biggly Boggly" indeed. He sounds like Ned fucking Flanders.

I think Dearies DH may need a good plastic surgeon and a suitcase of money to escape Worras contract on him.

Aldiwhore [grins] - l know, l know, l'm calm noe .

LadyBeagle ever been left at a service station ?

Just asking, mind

Arsicles!!!! Have to punch self in the face for referring to wine o'clock and that I am my dogs' mother.

(OUCH!!!! Am stronger than I thought)

Oh dear - I'm squirting bits of wee at worra who appears to be on top form tonight!
Do you know what though - he bloody IS Ned Flanders. How did this happen to me?

I love these threads

My sis says "holibags" which is just as cringeworthy

Up there with hubby, hunni and fucking yummy (or yum, that's how low my tolerance level is)

and at buzzard

I'm an actual twatting bastard... I often shout "howdy diddly do" over my hedge to my hungover neighbour, very loudly.

I call my son FlynnBobFunnyPants.

I shop at Sainsbugs, I have a hub (sometimes a hubby), I say McFatTwats (or McFatties in front of the children) I sing the exact same song as Lady Beagle during the 3 month excitement buildining run up to our week in Devon, and if we got past an airport on the way I pretend we're on it, I say DUCK under every bridge on the motorway and SQUIRRELS on country leaf covered lanes, and if we go over a bridge I ALWAYS sing "Over the rickety bridge" even if it's the river fucking severn... oh my.

SHIT I even say OH MY in real life, whoops a diddle, fuck a diddle, diddly shit, squit, BBQAROO, and my only redeeming feature is that my children know that the NING NANG NONG is an actual published poem and not just another of mother's rantings.

Proud and slightly scared to be a twat. IWBU.

As you were.

nirvana1999 I had forgotten about Epic and its cousin MAJOR FAIL. I went to get bread and forgot. Major Fail. Hollibobs doesn't seem anywhere near as bad now......

Ridonculous.

FUCK OFF.

worra I've got a few problematic in-laws. You free next Wednesday?

A lady at the DC's nursery calls welly boots 'welly bobs'.

Other than this she is very nice and normal.

My dp says "all righty" at the end of phone calls. He also occasionally says "how are you diddling" but I hit him. So he doesn't say it again for a while.

Yes they are

Especially when said in a high pitched twee voice thinking of quite a few mummywommies at ds school

Do you know what though - he bloody IS Ned Flanders. How did this happen to me?

I don't diddly know?!?

Fucking HATE hollibobs. So jolly and smug.

I don't mind (ie say) Soz and Sainsbos.

But when people refer to their son as 'their little man' it makes me want to vomit. That's the worst one I can think of. GRRRRRR

DH2B calls me wifino, I rather like it.

Is anyone going to respond to aldiwhore? I feel someone should reach out to her.

The ex always calls ds lil man

Fine by me for others to think he is a twat :)

Joules actually sell welliebobs, its what they call their ankle length Wellies.

Aldiwhore are you aka LadyH?

Binkybix I'd wager that sexy chick in reference to a 4 yr old would actually annoy you even more?

I'm out of the loop... I never get xoxoxo ??? What is that?

I say TTFN a lot, even though I hate Winnie the Pooh (both disney and orignial but disney more).

Is okay dokey bad?
Can I still say C U Next Tuesday? When I actually mean cunt? Because really for anyone who can spell it's the same thing? I'd like to shout cunt more... much as I loathe it.
Is 'off on our jollys' a no-no? Jolly Hollys? Jolly Hollibobs?

Cheers ears?

This thread has made me worrisome/worry/worrybobs.

I have never heard that word before, but I instantly hate it.

I also hate 'fab'.