To think that people who use the term Hollibobs

[GogoGobo]

For holiday are twats?

I have never heard that for holidays.
Sometimes hear people saying hodilays that's annoying as well.

We're going into the woods on Monday. In 3 sleeps time. In our wellibobs on our holibobs.

And here comes the case for the defence

Nappy and Pan brazen behaviour!

I love a bit of holibobs, don't do any of the others though
might start though

arf at meddie

punch a cake

I love cuntibobs!

YADNBU, I can't stand the whole bubba, hubby, shoe-pods, chrimbo business. My mum calls magazines books. Grr. And she calls coronation street Corro and swimming costume batho, which also makes me have to leave the room.

"They also collect things. Like elephants."

I have been collecting them for 40 years- does that make it OK? And I'm a proper collector- not like people who "collect" Pandora beads (aka "buy" Pandora beads). See what I did there? I subtly introduced another category of first against the wall-ers under cover of self justification..........

seeker you're up against the wall for that confession

Bumper - and have cuddly toys on their beds... I had a flatmate years ago who said 'soz' for sorry. I wanted to throttle slap her after about a week

my dh refers to 'noble guesticles' who come to dinner :)

Crimble is one of my particular hates.

And people who call themselves 'Mummy or Daddy' to their pets.

They are fucking HUGE cuntibobs.

(My vocabulary has improved so much since I discovered MN)

People who call their animals "fur babies".

Totes amaze balls

I've not come across 'fur babies' - thank fuck. I might just have to strangle someone who said that.

Holibobs is fairly new to me. Is it posh?

Had never heard of honkers. That is terrible.

Have you come across "some of my children have 4 legs"? Oh, and children as "two legged puppies"

No never! I would be dismay bobs if they did!

Twatbobs

Oh dear.

I use holibobs. And chrimbo. And sarnie. And Sainsbo's.

Not all the time, just occasionally...

Please don't shoot me!

My DH calls the two supermarkets near us:

'Tess of the co' and 'Asbo'

I know, l know, l will have to LTB.

...and he says 'Jollidays'

and 'What we having for us scram' (meal)

and calls me 'Wifey'.

Ok I'll phone mi solicitor.

It is very awkward when it is someone you quite like doing it.

Awkward bobs

seeker

I have a neighbour with a four legged child .

Sweet Jesus it makes me

Do they have a three legged husband? (old joke)